What glib and superficial charm you have

Such a grandiose estimation of yourself;

a need for constant stimulation

And oh, the pathological lying!

So cunning and manipulative

You lack remorse or guilt

a superficial emotional response;

callousness and lack of empathy.

You are a parasite

without behavioral controls.

Your sexual promiscuity and

underlying misogyny mean

you lack realistic long-term goals;

made worse by impulsivity,

juvenile delinquency,

and a failure to take responsibility.

The perfect candidate.