What is an ‘Umerkin?’

Umerkins have an unhealthy love of weapons of mass destruction, violent movies and video games. Umerkins love the internet so they can access and participate in just about any dark underbelly of human behavior.

Throw in Big Pharma and their made-up diseases, mental illnesses and parents who think that keeping a gun case in the same house with their brooding, self-loathing and obviously troubled children is NOT a toxic combination – and you’ve got a recipe for disaster.

Umerkins love blood and death…yet one exposed nipple causes the entire nation to completely flip out. CSI and Law and Order can play all day and night on TV…but we still have public debate about women being allowed to breastfeed in public.

The NRA is a terrorist organization and it needs to be treated as such. The demons at the NRA are trying to radicalize the USA just as terrorist groups everywhere spread war and bloodshed and suffering and death – and do so daily – even across this nation.

The terrorists at the NRA, with their jihadist videos, have identified themselves as the enemies of life, liberty, freedom and public health – just so they can coddle their high-powered rifles every night.

Time for them to lose their artificial penises.

Dana Loesch supports a psychotic right wing agenda that aggressively opposes every human value there is; one that systematically destroys not only society, but the very concept of society, one that destroys not only community, but the concept of community – and not only human values but the very concept of human values.

She attacks and corrodes everything that makes life worth living. What she defends are security blankets to feed the paranoia that the fascists get from waging war on the rest of the human species, the environment and even the basic principles of civilized society.

The philosophy she aggressively promotes has become so extreme that it destroys all hope for the future survival of even the NRA members’ own children. So their only response to that unthinkable reality is to start forming “End Times” extremist religious groups – because the only excuse they can think of to rationalize the destruction of their own children’s future…is to decide that there isn’t a future, anyway.

Just look at all the angry, mean-spirited unhinged criticism offered up by the gun-humpers against the most recent victims of gun violence: accusing the righteous Parkland students of everything from being simply naïve and misguided to accusations of being “crisis actors,” “bald commie lesbians,” and unwitting tools of George Soros.

These are not the arguments of sane, rational people. These soulless creatures are clearly just plain NUTS. AND THESE ARE THE KIND OF IRRATIONAL MORONS WHO LOVE GUNS.

In general, Umerkins are dangerous, violent, vengeful psychos, all of them. Not a good advertisement for gun ownership to say the least. These are exactly the kind of irresponsible cretins who in a sane world should be banned from owning weapons of any kind.

Since the coup in ‘63 the USA has been pretty much been a battlefield where a very small minority has waged an undeclared war on the rest of the population.

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