MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Another shameful, pathetic end to another pointless war.

Once again America has proven to the world that the USA can’t be trusted. In a typically craven and cowardly act, US military forces quietly abandoned the heavily fortified Bagram Air Base in Afghanistan in the dead of night without even informing the Afghan Security Forces.

It was yet another shameful display of incompetence, failure, disrespect, and downright malevolence which is the cornerstone of US foreign policy.

The world’s most powerful nation has yet again been exposed as a criminal outlier; a rogue nation with no moral compass. This is not a good message to be sending our supposed allies – especially when your goal is world domination.

And of course, rather than accept yet another humiliating military defeat with dignity and honor, or even follow a reasonable timetable of staged withdrawal, as any civilized nation would – Umerkin forces instead skulked away like a bunch of pussies without even notifying the Afghan government. This is how the USA treats its subordinates.

Our brave troops were thoughtful enough to shut off the electricity on their way out, and the sudden darkness served as a beacon to hundreds of looters who descended upon the deserted base before the Afghan army even knew they were gone. The looters easily smashed through the makeshift barriers; ransacking buildings, vandalizing the facility and hauling away anything that wasn’t nailed down.

During a tour of the base, Bagram’s new commander Gen. Mir Asadullah Kohistani said the Umerkins left behind approximately 3.5 million items. Besides the millions of dollars-worth of military hardware left behind by the retreating Umerkins – paid for with US taxpayer money! – the base is still stocked with tens of thousands of bottles of water, energy drinks, Meals Ready to Eat and other supplies. 

The US military wasted billions of our tax dollars on all this shit. No one bats a fucking eye.

US forces evacuated Bagram so quickly they left behind a parking lot full of crappy white Chevy and GMC cars and trucks; hundreds of mine-proof armored vehicles, small arms and other weapons – along with a shitload of ammunition. The base is also littered with trash and debris accumulated over the course of the nearly 20-year US occupation.

“We did not know of their timeline for departure,” General Kohistani said. “They did not tell us when they left.”

Yep, you’re expendable, buddy. Get used to it.

Afghan military officials were understandably shocked at the betrayal. In one callous act, the USA lost all the goodwill of 20 years of occupation by leaving the way they did, in the middle of the night, without even telling the Afghan soldiers who were outside.

Man, that’s cold.

Too bad those guys weren’t in on the Biden administration’s plans to evacuate tens of thousands of Afghan interpreters and “others” who worked with U.S. forces during the war. Back in February Biden signed legislation to increase the number of refugees seeking asylum in the United States in fiscal year 2021 to 62,500, which is a significant increase from the ridiculously low cap of 15,000 put in place under the tRump regime.

In June, joltin’ Joe made assurances that the Afghan traitors who helped the US military “are not going to be left behind” as his administration took steps to the relocate the collaborators and their families to other countries or US territories while their expedited visa applications are sorted.

We normally hate immigrants in the USA…but we sure do LOVE traitors. Welcome home!

And indeed, one would expect that many of the former Afghan Security Forces will take their weapons and join up with the opposition now rather than face certain death at the hands of the Taliban.

Still, no matter how degrading or humiliating this tremendous military failure seems to outsiders, it is still a victory for the Military Industrial Complex. They succeeded in indiscriminately wasting billions of tax dollars, and they destroyed the lives of thousands of American soldiers – along with untold numbers of Afghan civilians.

Our fearless leaders have created the conditions for a protracted civil war and years of factional infighting in Afghanistan. The weapons makers win either way.

Mission accomplished!

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