Please come to my pity party
…don’t bring a friend;
It’s hard enough to see your face
when the world’s about to end

All the stupid things I’ve done
The mistakes that I’ve made;
remind me of the reasons
for the dues that I must pay

Please come to my pity party!
There will be games and clowns but no fun
We’ll spin upon the merry-go-round
until you’re the only one

So cue the canned laughter
Turn up the fake applause;
This pity party’s about the pain
that I’m bound to cause