If you want to know who really rules planet Earth, just watch an F1 race. Life is apparently pretty darn good for the ultra rich.

Formula One has always been an elitist sport, but you’d never know that the world was in the middle of an unprecedented global crisis if it wasn’t for the fact that everybody is required to wear masks in the pits. In these incredibly grim times – for most of us, anyway – it’s a real eye-opener to see how the other half really lives.

The obvious conclusion is that the global elite exist on a different planet than the rest of us. A true ‘Breakaway Civilization.’

Despite all the chaos, human misery, death and strife happening every day all around the world: if you’re one of the lucky members of the global elite, things literally couldn’t be better.

Obviously, enough people are still making enough money to keep this global Ponzi scheme afloat.

It’s a world we will never see: a world of high fashion, supercars, million-dollar yachts; mansions in the country, private jets, and condos in Monte Carlo. It is also a sinister world of illegal drugs, insider trading, money laundering and trafficking in stolen artworks and plundered national treasures.

On top of that, they have unlimited access to the global child sex trade! Life is good.

Yep, the super-rich have exclusive rights to the best of everything that this fleeting physical world has to offer.

As one would imagine, F1’s title sponsors include all of the world’s major petroleum manufacturers like UK/USA/Saudi Arabian oil giant ARAMCO. No surprises there. Then there’s Mobil, Shell, Esso, Malaysian oil company Petronas, Russia’s Uralkali, French megacorp Total and Polish firm Orlen – to name a few.

The F1 circus goes to fucking Baku, Azerbaijan, of all places – for no reason other than the shit ton of oil Azerbaijan is sitting on top of.

Major car manufacturers Honda, Mercedes, Aston Martin, Alfa Romeo, Alpine and Ferrari are represented, alongside cars named after Red Bull energy drinks and Alfa Tauri designer fashions. Deitrich Mateschitz, owner and inventor of Red Bull energy drinks, is so rich he owns TWO formula Once Teams: Red Bull and Alpha Tauri.

Other “independent” mid-field teams like Williams and McLaren are basically owned by financial conglomerates and hedge funds.

Nazi-owned companies like Siemens, Mercedes, Boss and DHL have long been part of F1. Hardcore Nazis are still pretty high up on the global elite food chain. What they say pretty much goes…

Pirelli Tires are a major F1 Partner. And one of the world’s biggest mega-corporations. They have an exclusive contract to supply the tires for all the teams, so it makes sense from a business standpoint. Of course it does!

Companies which refer to themselves as ‘business consulting,’ or ‘information technology and outsourcing services’ are heavily involved in the sport.

Online banking, and ever more diverse ‘cloud’ services will soon be hitting our shores if recent trends continue. Our Rulers have apparently decided that online betting and banking will be the next big revenue stream from the unwashed masses.

There are lots of new kinds of telecom, e-business, icloud, and banking companies represented – but there has also been a noticeable increase in cyber-security corporations becoming major team sponsors in recent years. A sign of the times, clearly.

Some of these new benefactors include US based Cognizant [Aston Martin], Russia’s Intel agency-affiliated cyber-security firm Kaspersy [Ferrari], Oracle from Austin, Texas [Red Bull], Crowdstrike [Mercedes], Dark Trace [McLaren].

Online gambling and cryptocurrency are THE new revenue streams for the illuminati. Another American company, Crypto.com, is currently one of F1’s major partners.

Clearly the global elite are very concerned about their own security; not so much for the unwashed masses. Their paranoia is probably because they know how easy it is to steal everyone else’s personal data…which of course they fully support. They killed ‘net neutrality’ for that very purpose, after all.

Zadara is yet another American cloud computing company that sponsors Team Alfa Romeo. They specialize in “edge cloud” services, whatever the hell that is…

Chemical and Pharmaceutical companies are a big part of the F1 series. Since the chassis is mostly made of exotic materials like carbon fibre and Kevlar, the teams also tend to partner with chemical companies and makers of exotic, high-tech materials, like DOW, INEOS and DUPONT. It’s no coincidence that weapons of mass destruction and other tools of oppression are made of those same exotic materials…

Luxury items are naturally part of the F1 universe: the super wealthy apparently still enjoy wearing expensive Swiss watches. Rolex is a title sponsor and Richard Mille, Chopard and Tag-Heuer lend their names to various teams.

The annual F1 race in Monte Carlo is pointless and should have been removed from the calendar years ago. They only go to Monaco because the Illuminati demand that F1 still race on a track which is totally unsuitable for a modern Formula One car. They do it simply because they can. Because they own the planet and they can do whatever the hell they want. Most of the drivers live there, anyway…it’s just a short walk to the paddock from their multi-million dollar condos. Life is clearly still pretty damn good for a whole lot of people based on the size and number of super yachts parked in the harbor.

Emirates Airlines is a major F1 sponsor. If you can afford to fly first class on Emirates or Jordan Airlines [another sponsor], you can fly in the privacy of your very own fucking suite!

And last but not least, the scum of the earth are naturally heavily invested in the sport: AMAZON AWS, WALMART, AT&T and VIRGIN – along with most of Silicon Valley – are all riding the F1 gravy train. The tobacco industry is still also heavily involved – even though cigarette advertising is technically illegal. They get around this restriction by doing stuff like creating supposedly “green” companies and then using this deceptive marketing ploy as a means to advertise their evil products. Ferrari is prominently sponsored by something called MISSION MINNOW, which is basically a front company for RJ Reynolds.

But hey, look: it’s a great time to be alive if you’re a billionaire. You might say that things have never been better. The super-rich are enjoying life more than ever before, especially since they no longer have to pay any taxes, ever again. That is certainly true in the rarefied air of Formula One.

Money is literally what drives F1. Nowadays you can’t even get into the sport unless you are the son of a famous driver, or related to one of the team’s sponsors – or even better, the team owner – no matter how good you are. Lance Stroll’s dad owns Aston Martin F1 and Nikita Mazepin’s Oligarch father is the primary sponsor of his team, Haas. They’re both pretty crappy drivers by anyone’s standards. But unless you are literally able to bring hundreds of millions of dollars in sponsorship money to the team, there’s no way you’ll ever get a seat.

F1 never had any qualms about visiting the world’s most oppressive regimes, either. Human rights abusers China, Russia, Brazil and Bahrain are still on the calendar. They used to visit South Africa during Apartheid, Spain under Franco and Argentina when it was under the iron grip of Augusto Pinochet…so that’s certainly not an issue.

And let’s not forget the last three races of the Formula One season this year are in Qatar, Saudi Arabia – ruled by the truly loathsome Muhammad bin Salman – and Abu Dhabi. That pretty much gives the game away.

So why do I still love F1?