I was once engaged
to the devil’s daughter
She used all of the tricks
that her parents taught her

she made my life a living hell
then she broke my heart in two
she learned those demon lessons well
I learned a few things, too

one time I tried to kiss her
but the lips burned off my face
when I tried to make sweet love to her
she called me a disgrace

So I packed my bags and tried to leave
but she wouldn’t let me go
She pulled me with her scaly arms
into the fire down below

she spent all of my money
and then she stole my car
she took that demon bullshit
just a little bit too far

she made out like a bandit
like all those demons do
she worked me over real good
it sounds crazy but it’s true

yeah I was once engaged
to the devil’s daughter
She learned all of that stuff
her demon parents taught her

she made my life a living hell
and then she broke my heart
she knew she had me going
right from the start