“Senate approved amendment that would limit gun background checks for veterans“ WOW. Just wow. That headline sure threw me for a loop. Any idiot can tell you that the vast majority of shooters in America are former military [36%]. Duh. This amendment is like, The LAST thing we need right now. Or ever. Because we […]
I’m just sitting hereTwiddling my thumbsWatching the TV screenWondering where I am Can’t think for myselfHave to buy have to tryNever know what I amJust another blown again Deep in a teletranceCan’t tell you who I amPost-hypnotic stateWhere do I put my plate? Watching it for hoursEven the commercialsEspecially the commercialsThey’re real cool Tell me […]
Run over some hippies in your GMC truckPunch an immigrant in the faceGo out shooting coons with your AR15Donald Trump is a fool you think he’s coolbecause he hates the same folks as youconfederate flag in every windowyou think you’re so smart Well, try that in the big city, hillbillysee how far you make it […]
I sure am glad Hollywood is on strike. Not because of the pitifully low wages or the hostile work environment or unsafe conditions or lack of benefits. Not because the studios deserve it for treating their workers so poorly. It’s nothing to do with AI taking away their jobs, or even because of my long-standing […]
The Declaration of Independence, created by Thomas Jefferson, is a classic argumentative work. Jefferson makes his point clearly and convincingly, but his argument is more tightly structured and does not utilize the variety of different rhetorical approaches that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr uses in ‘Letter from Birmingham Jail’. In that classic work, Dr. King […]
In The Second Sex, Simone de Beauvoir passionately outlines her philosophy concerning the relationship between men and women. She asserts that women should be acknowledged as “free and autonomous” human beings, in spite of the fact that they have traditionally been forced to assume the role of “the OTHER” – weaker, more emotional, inferior sex. […]
Joe lives in the year 2060. In 2060, there are two kinds of people in the USA: Vetted Citizens [VC] and Un-Vetted [UV]. Joe is a UV. He is a Starbucks robot repair supervisor. He only owes $8m in back-taxes [see below]. Most of the world’s elite [VCs] have left the planet for their new, […]
I agree with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. This hideous budget deal should not be passed. It appears that the Dems couldn’t even wait for default before they caved into all of the GOP’s demands. Sad. If so many republicans are happy about it, it’s CLEARLY a terrible deal. DUH. That’s a dead giveaway we’re fucked. This is […]
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Unfortunately for the vast majority of Umerkins, the primary purpose of the healthcare system in the USA is to make money. This is why it is keen to spread its tentacles outside the US – to drive growth and profit for the shareholders. Your job means everything in the Umerka, and that concept takes precedence […]
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