THIS IS WHAT WE CALL “GUN CONTROL…”

Congress approved what the US mainstream media [MSM] is bizarrely calling a “landmark decision.” The bill received bipartisan support this week, following yet another spate of mass shootings. “While this bill doesn’t do everything I want, it does include actions I’ve long called for that are going to save lives,” President Biden spuriously claimed. As […]

SKELETON MAN [lyrics]

STEP ASIDE, DEAR LADIES,HE’S COMING THROUGHTHE SKELETON MANIS IN THE ROOM;WHEN YOU SEE HIMDON’T BE FRIGHTENEDPLEASE TRY NOT TO SWOONHE REALLY IS QUITE HARMLESSYOU, TOO, WILL MEET HIM SOMEDAYBUT I HOPE IT’S NOT TOO SOON WATCH HIM TAKE A DRINKAND LAUGH AS IT SPILLSONTO THE FLOOR-HE USED TO DO IT ALL THE TIMEBUT NOT SO […]

MATT GAETZ IS GUILTY AS HELL

Just as I predicted 2 years ago when the scandal broke [“Surprise, Surprise!”], Matt Gaetz is off the hook. Loathsome, slimy republican Representative Matt Gaetz, Donald tRump’s personal Buttboy, said on Wednesday that the justice department has ended a sex trafficking case with no charges against him. According to The Guardian, Gaetz, who represents the […]

AUSTIN

LANGUID EVERGREENSAS THE SOIL CONVENESON AN OVERCAST MORNINGA COMMUNE WITH NATURE’SPEACEFUL, EASY SERENITY;AN EPIPHANY AS JUNIPERS BLOOMIT’S FAIR TO ASSUME;THE TREES ARE SCREAMINGANCIENT INCANTATIONS DREAMINGUNEMBELLISHED INVOCATIONSGIVE EACH LIFE NEW MEANING KEEPERS OF THE FLAMEINDIGENOUS REMAINSCAGED IN METAL BOXESUPON THE OPEN PLAIN;A HAWK CIRCLES LISTLESSLYHUNG IN THE WESTERN SKY RIGHTEOUS YOUTHSTIR UP THE EARTHTO MAKE WAY […]

WHO LET THE GODS OUT?

Ever since I was a kid I’ve wondered what the hell happened to all those beautifully carved ancient statues with their noses, eyes poked out and extremities chopped off. Then I studied the history of the Roman Empire and discovered it was the Christians that done it! Christianity did not evolve from quiet proselytizing and […]

A CLEAN BREAK

I DON’T WANT TO TAKE A PILLWHAT I NEED IS HINDSIGHTSOMETHING THAT WILL LASTOR BETTER STILLGIVE ME A TIME CAPSULESO I CAN GO BACKAND FIX ALL THE THINGS I FUCKED UP IN THE PAST THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCEIS THE ONE I CHOOSE TO TAKETHE EASY WAY IS ALWAYS BESTTHROUGH SHEER PERSISTENCEI RIDE THE CREST;DRIFTING […]

TEMPLATE / PROPOSED REPUBLICAN PARTY ATTACK AD AGAINST DEMOCRATIC WOMEN GOVERNORS [just released!]

[Authorized GOP Propaganda ministers are encouraged to incorporate as many elements listed below as possible]. FULL SCREEN: Black background Unflattering images of target [FEMALE GOVERNOR] laughing demonically and/or pointing finger – on endless loop. Eyes have been replaced with lizard eyes, and they are RED. When she opens her mouth, BLOOD drips off of her […]

A THREE CAT LAP

The whole point of being a cat is to find a decent place to nap On a cushion or a window sill – better still a human lap To lay and clean and preen; keep you mesmerized until my bladder intervenes This is my lap of luxury: Not one cat, not two cats, but three! […]

A RACE TO THE BOTTOM…

In the absence of any actual policies, the GOP has chosen instead to promote every unqualified, brain-damaged wannabe fascist they can find to public office. Former NFL star, wife-beater and serial philanderer Herschel Walker is a perfect example of this strategy, but he is certainly not the only one. The Republican nominee for the US […]