BLUE EYED TEARS MATTER MORE

Its’ all fine and dandy to bitch and moan about the terrible loss of life in Ukraine and whatnot, but like, where was all this global indignation when the USA invaded Iraq and laid their entire country to waste? And god forbid we mention Afghanistan. Iraq and Afghanistan are literally on the other side of […]

KNOW YOUR ENEMY

In the USA we have something called the MONROE DOCTRINE, which of course forbids any foreign power from placing military forces ANYWHERE in the Western Hemisphere. Remember how freaked out everyone was during the Cuban missile crisis? From that point on, no other nation has been allowed to put weapons in our ‘backyard.’ Imagine if […]

DEVIL’S SPAWN

I was once engagedto the devil’s daughterShe used all of the tricksthat her parents taught her she made my life a living hellthen she broke my heart in twoshe learned those demon lessons wellI learned a few things, too one time I tried to kiss herbut the lips burned off my facewhen I tried to […]

The Beijing ‘snow’

So the competitors and commentators alike kept talking about how ‘different’ the snow at the Beijing Olympics was this year, and how the unusual properties of the powder made it harder than usual for the competitors to come to grips with. Well now that the 2022 Olympics are finally over, the truth can be told: […]

FUCK TESLA OWNERS

Oh aren’t they just so smug and self-righteous? And now they are everywhere! And you know that most of them consider themselves ‘progressives’ who care so much about the environment that they’re willing to dole out $60K plus for a fucking passenger car. Because you know, they’re better than you. And they can afford it. […]

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

A paradise where mammon reigns and the sun it always shines The wild fires char the foothills and no one can afford to pay the bills; But life goes on much as before inside their gilded, golden shrines The moguls and their minions live among the palm trees and heather in winding hills so beautifully […]

OLYMPIC HYPOCRISY, 2022

If China is supposedly our sworn ideological enemy, then why do they make all of our stuff? Why are we billions of fucking dollars in debt to a hostile nation? How much sense does that make? I mean, if the USA, Inc. is so concerned about China’s supposed human rights abuses and “rampant” militarism, why […]

DON’T LOOK UP: 2 THUMBS UP!

DON’T LOOK UP is the best movie I’ve seen in years. No other recent film so perfectly captures the absurdity of the times we live in: the rampant narcissism, the infuriating stupidity; the society we’ve created for ourselves is just so sad and pathetic it’s hard to watch it all reflected back at us. Frankly, […]