For years, people considered me out of touch and old fashioned for refusing to have anything to do with Facebook or smartphones or this whole “social media” thing. Only now are people beginning to realize how pernicious and Orwellian these platforms are. The whole concept of “social media” – especially Facebook – is anathema to […]
A belief in Santa Claus could have a detrimental effect on parent-child relationships according to a recent study in the medical journal Lancet Psychiatry. The paper suggests that a child’s moral compass could be permanently damaged by what is normally part of the Christmas tradition: being lied to about Santa Claus. The darker reality is […]
Him: …There, that wasn’t so bad, now, was it? You: Well, no…yeah, that was pretty awful! Him: At least it was quick. You’re one of the lucky ones… You: Ugh…I guess so…where am I? What do you mean, ‘lucky?’ Him: This is what some people call Heaven. You: Oh my God! You mean I’m dead? […]
Last week, tRumps Immigration hard-liner Stephen ‘Demon’ Miller appeared on Face the Nation spewing the usual drivel about immigrants. Miller was sporting a new look: Flex Seal™ hair. It looked like someone had just haphazardly sprayed the top of his head black in a piss-poor effort to hide his male pattern baldness. Maybe he was […]
Hey, kids! VitaminWater week announced a new competition where one lucky contestant can win 100 grand for returning to a late-nineties era phone for an entire year. But to enter the contest, you have to post a photo to your Twitter or Instagram account, tag VitaminWater, and tell them why you need a year-long break […]
“We are not here to lecture — we are not here to tell other people how to live, what to do, who to be, or how to worship,” Donald tRump said during his first foreign trip as “president” – to Saudi Arabia – last year. God bless the weapons makers for they shall inherit the […]
The tRumps are the embodiment of gaudy, over-the-top tastelessness, so we really shouldn’t be surprised by Melanoma’s risible foray into xmas home decor. At 10K a pop, those 40 blood red trees are not only incredibly expensive and tacky – they’re an ominous warning for humanity. Make America Bleed Again. Totally macabre. Blood red tells […]
Wow. Only in America can a child prostitute from a former Soviet satellite become first lady of the USA and actually dictate national security policy! You’ve come a long way, baby.
Throughout their career, and right up until the release of The Beatles [aka ‘The White Album’] the Fab Four had been a finely-honed machine designed to produce musical perfection. Their reputation was built upon an endless wave of beautifully crafted pop confections, exquisitely performed; perfectly articulated masterpieces. The White Album was the first and only […]
Too bad we can only look back fondly to a time when there was such a thing as an ‘anti-war’ protest movement. Those days are long gone, and may never return thanks to recent attempts by the GOP to pass laws effectively making protest illegal. These endless, genocidal wars we’re fighting today all over the […]
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