A message from Your Rulers

Greetings! Speaking on behalf of your rulers, thank you for at least trying. But try as you might, you just can’t win. As you can imagine, the last thing we want are any more violent uprisings involving major property damage. That will not be tolerated, as civil unrest can have a negative effect on global […]

FUCK ELON MUSK AND HIS STUPID BABY

They named the kid X Æ A-12 (it’s pronounced “Pretentious”). My question is: why does anyone give a shit about this asshat, anyway? Oh, right! He’s a billionaire. Sigh… I hate to break the news to everyone, but smug little Elon isn’t as brilliant as he claims to be. Why the global elite decided to […]

cover story

A story on the front page of CNN.com caught my eye today: SR-71 Blackbird: The Cold War spy plane that’s still the world’s fastest airplane The byline reads: During the Cold War, this plane could fly higher and faster than any other — and 55 years after its first flight, it still does. The article […]

here we go again

Like we’ve never seen this charade before. The US has been trying to provoke Iran into war ever since we pulled out of the nuclear treaty in 2017 and now that The Evil Ones have finally struck gold with the illegal drone strike assassination of Iranian General Qassem Suleimani in Iraq. Exactly according to plan, […]

Welcome to Oceania!

When I was growing up, everyone had to read George Orwell’s 1984 in High School, and we were constantly warned about the horrors of such a dystopian and terrifying future world. I guess it was okay to teach about the dangers of being passive in the face of totalitarianism back when teachers could relate Winston […]

deep state my ass!

President tRump continues to claim that the “deep state” is somehow out to “get him.” Oh, please. I’m sorry, but if the deep state wanted to get rid of tRump they would never have allowed him to be installed as president in the first place…er, I mean “elected.” If the deep state was out to […]

BOEING: FAIL.

This whole 737 Max fiasco is simply the most recent illustrations of Boeing’s criminality. It boggles the mind to ponder how and why these safety issues escaped regulatory review or how the aircraft were ever deemed airworthy to begin with. This could only happen in an industry afflicted by the wholesale collapse of regulation and […]

The Ukraine Affair

Something which certainly won’t be discussed during the ‘Ukraine-whistleblower’ scandal is the fact that The US helped fund and coordinate the February 2014 overthrow of the legally elected government of Ukraine because it was leaning toward closer relations with its neighbor, Russia. The U.S. instigated and supported the Ukrainian coup – which was composed of […]

They got to Epstein

Well, how utterly fucking predictable! There was just no way in hell they could let Eps live to tell his sordid fucking tale. They weren’t going to give him the opportunity. The clock was ticking the minute he set foot on the tarmac in New Jersey. Here’s your proof that this whole underage sex-slave trafficking […]

above the law

It’s very interesting and quite significant that Labor Secretary Alex Acosta resigned so quickly when his role in protecting billionaire Jeffrey Epstein from Federal prosecution a decade ago recently came to light. Normally these guys will fight tooth and nail and deny, deny, deny until the very end. In the past, president* Trump’s strategy would […]