NOT THAT KIND OF FRIEND

I’M NOT ONE OF THOSETAKE YOU OUT TO LUNCH,“HOW’S THE FAMILY?LET’S GO HAVE A DRINK”KIND OF FRIEND;OR ONE OF THOSE WALK YOUR DOGAS A FAVOR KIND OF FRIENDSOR A WATER YOUR LAWNOR A FEED YOUR PETS WHILE YOU’RE GONEKIND OF FRIEND I’M NOT THE KIND OF FRIENDWHO’LL HELP YOU MOVE HOUSEAFTER YOUR PAINFUL DIVORCEOR A […]

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL “GUN CONTROL…”

Congress approved what the US mainstream media [MSM] is bizarrely calling a “landmark decision.” The bill received bipartisan support this week, following yet another spate of mass shootings. “While this bill doesn’t do everything I want, it does include actions I’ve long called for that are going to save lives,” President Biden spuriously claimed. As […]

WHO LET THE GODS OUT?

Ever since I was a kid I’ve wondered what the hell happened to all those beautifully carved ancient statues with their noses, eyes poked out and extremities chopped off. Then I studied the history of the Roman Empire and discovered it was the Christians that done it! Christianity did not evolve from quiet proselytizing and […]

A CLEAN BREAK

I DON’T WANT TO TAKE A PILLWHAT I NEED IS HINDSIGHTSOMETHING THAT WILL LASTOR BETTER STILLGIVE ME A TIME CAPSULESO I CAN GO BACKAND FIX ALL THE THINGS I FUCKED UP IN THE PAST THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCEIS THE ONE I CHOOSE TO TAKETHE EASY WAY IS ALWAYS BESTTHROUGH SHEER PERSISTENCEI RIDE THE CREST;DRIFTING […]

A THREE CAT LAP

The whole point of being a cat is to find a decent place to nap On a cushion or a window sill – better still a human lap To lay and clean and preen; keep you mesmerized until my bladder intervenes This is my lap of luxury: Not one cat, not two cats, but three! […]

BRING BACK GOOD MUSIC!

A recent article in The Guardian [‘Bring that beat back: why are people in their 30s giving up on music?’ by Daniel Dylan Wray] highlighted research which purportedly show that as people today reach their thirties, music becomes less important in their lives. It’s a sign of the times that music is not so much […]

College

“President” Joe Biden’s measly ten thousand dollar student forgiveness program doesn’t go nearly far enough to actually fix the student debt crisis. It’s just another half-assed attempt by Our Rulers to appease the unwashed masses with the few “crumbs” that the Elite are willing to throw our way. One of the most important lessons I […]

I AM MASACCIO!

Who Am I? I am Tomasso Masaccio! The man who kick-started the Renaissance! People always say to me, “Hey, Masaccio – great name!” I say, “Molte grazie, I am Masaccio!” Then they ask me, “So, Masaccio…what exactly IS the ‘Renaissance?’” And I say to them, “MASACCIO IS THE RENAISSANCE!” I say this because I was […]

POUR IT IN

WELL, WE WENT TO THE RIO GRANDEAND WE WALKED ALONG THE SHOREAND WE SAW THERE WAS NO WATERSO WE WALKED AROUND SOME MOREAND WE MADE A PACT RIGHT THEN AND THERETO FILL IT UP AGAINSO WE TOLD ALL OF OUR FAMILYAND WE GATHERED ALL OUR FRIENDSWE STORMED THE CORNER MARKETTO SEE WHAT WE COULD FINDWE […]