[REUTERS] El Paso, Texas: An incredibly handsome, bearded man dressed in flowing white robes surrounded by twelve “followers” was denied entry into the United States, Homeland Security officials said today. Onlookers said the man was exceptionally charismatic, and he seemed to exude kindness and empathy. “I can’t explain it…I just wanted to be close to […]
Him: …There, that wasn’t so bad, now, was it? You: Well, no…yeah, that was pretty awful! Him: At least it was quick. You’re one of the lucky ones… You: Ugh…I guess so…where am I? What do you mean, ‘lucky?’ Him: This is what some people call Heaven. You: Oh my God! You mean I’m dead? […]
“Congratulations, America! We spent 40 million dollars surveying Bud Light® drinkers all over the country and the results from two years of consumer focus groups have shown that for some reason the words ‘mix’ and ‘tail’ scored highly with our target audience: people with an IQ below 80 and the tastes and desires of the average 10-year old child. Adding […]
(NOTE: this is a work of SCIENCE-FICTION (Or is it?…) From ‘Tales of the New Mexico Mythos: Weird Fiction from the Land of Enchantment,’ an E-book published by The Zombie Lama, available from Amazon.com). *** I met a very interesting gentleman while visiting the Roswell UFO convention with my wife last year. He approached me at […]
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