A recent BBC News report cuts to the heart of the matter: Long queues to vote in the US have been celebrated by some of those who endured them as a welcome sign of enthusiasm. Outside of America, however, there was a very different take… The scenes of US voters forced to stand for hours […]
It’s a forgone conclusion that psycho Handmaiden Judge Amy Coney Barrett will be appointed to the Supreme Court to replace Ruth Bader Ginsberg, even if the Democrats refuse to vote on her confirmation. Let’s not kid ourselves. These hearings are a disgrace, and the absolute height of hypocrisy; but the GOP clearly lost all sense […]
Folks who live in Missouri can’t decide whether it’s pronounced “Missouree” or “Missourah.” Unfortunately, they’re BOTH WRONG. The correct pronunciation of “Missouri” is “MISERY.” Whatever you call it, it must be said that Missouri is one of THE MOST fucked up states in the Union. It is certainly one of the most corrupt, unethical and […]
These are but a few examples of what life used to be like in THE BEFORE TIME. I never thought I’d be looking back at the 1970s as the HALCION DAYS of my youth. At the time it seemed like to most boring decade ever to be alive. Even though I wasn’t old enough to […]
If I don’t want to stop at red lightsI may not do it todayif I’d rather drive my pickupon the sidewalkI don’t care what you sayit’s my goddam choiceDon’t take my freedumb away I sure as hell won’t put on no maskdon’t try and make me wear oneit’s my goddam right if I want to […]
So that’s all, folks. Attorney General Fred Flintstone made his obligatory appearance before the TV cameras to explain his treasonous acts to the Senate Judiciary Committee – on a weekday, when few Americans were watching. That’s how things work here: in order to keep the up the façade of our fake democracy, every once in […]
Random white people caught on video acting racist: “What the video did not convey is the real me. I am not racist…” “Seeing myself online opened my eyes – the manner in which I expressed myself is unacceptable and is not the person I am…” “When I watch the video I am shocked and sad […]
Any logical, critically thinking human being must draw the conclusion that Donald tRump wants as many people to die from coronavirus as possible. Based on the current kakistocracy’s refusal to issue any nation-wide directives to help prevent the spread of the virus – let alone track it or trace it – we must come to […]
Greetings! Speaking on behalf of your rulers, thank you for at least trying. But try as you might, you just can’t win. As you can imagine, the last thing we want are any more violent uprisings involving major property damage. That will not be tolerated, as civil unrest can have a negative effect on global […]
So hey, whatever happened to that second stimulus check that was supposed to be sent to every Umerkin? You know – the one that supposed to make up for the lousy twelve hundred bucks that a lot of people never got? The one that was supposed to actually go to working people instead of corporations? […]
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