CHANGE

To create substantive political change which goes beyond symbolic action, young people and their supporters who want to stop the country’s epidemic of gun violence need to create an organizational infrastructure. Then they need to gather the vast financial resources necessary to counter the death grip the NRA has on Umerkin “democracy.” But because Umerka […]

LOVE IS GOD

When it comes to our understanding of ‘God’ it doesn’t matter what you believe, as long as you strive to do the right thing every day and appreciate all life. We use the label ‘God’ for lack of a better word to explain this concept, because that’s what people can relate to. Most people believe […]

What is an ‘Umerkin?’

Umerkins have an unhealthy love of weapons of mass destruction, violent movies and video games. Umerkins love the internet so they can access and participate in just about any dark underbelly of human behavior. Throw in Big Pharma and their made-up diseases, mental illnesses and parents who think that keeping a gun case in the […]

Alexa on Amazon Echo Dot

“Alexa, I’m a moron.” Amazon acknowledged this week that some of its Alexa-enabled devices have developed a new skill: creeping out their owners with unwarranted bursts of robotic laughter. The outbursts come at unexpected times – often in the middle of the night. Customers have been terrified. The company received hundreds of complaints. Amazon knows […]

Don’t Give Up!

Those wonderful young people in Florida have really achieved something: they have finally flushed out the gunhumpers for who they are and exposed them for all to see. Faced with these articulate, engaging and engaged (and white, well-to-do…) youngsters, the callous nutters like tRump and the NRA have realized that their customary stance of mealy-mouthed […]

‘Gunhumpers’ Redux

The irrational love of guns is a mental illness. If we’re really serious about caring for the mentally ill in this country, then we need to help those who need it most: GUNHUMPERS. You know: those freaks of nature who love their precious guns more than they care about the safety of their own children. […]

Cartoons aren’t real

I have an idea. How about next time we elect a President who knows that governments can’t be run like a fucking corporation, okay? Somebody who maybe understands that the US Presidency ain’t no ‘reality TV’ show. You know: a person with integrity, morals, many years of public service, and perhaps prior experience in several […]

Haters Gonna Hate

The reason the GOP hate college so much is because college-educated people are less likely to vote against their own interests. College grads generally have more critical thinking skills than the average moron (although not always…) and the good students can see through the lies peddled by the neocons. The average students…not so much… Because […]

Israel

When Israel drops white phosphorous on civilians, nobody in america bats an eye. We aren’t allowed to know or care about it. The MSM ignores it or downplays its significance. Even the most “progressive” of “progressive” liberals Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders or ‘Libertarian’ Rand Paul would never dare vote to condemn the state of […]