COMPARING THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE TO ‘LETTER FROM BIRMINGHAM JAIL’

The Declaration of Independence, created by Thomas Jefferson, is a classic argumentative work. Jefferson makes his point clearly and convincingly, but his argument is more tightly structured and does not utilize the variety of different rhetorical approaches that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr uses in ‘Letter from Birmingham Jail’. In that classic work, Dr. King […]

THE SECOND SEX

In The Second Sex, Simone de Beauvoir passionately outlines her philosophy concerning the relationship between men and women. She asserts that women should be acknowledged as “free and autonomous” human beings, in spite of the fact that they have traditionally been forced to assume the role of “the OTHER” – weaker, more emotional, inferior sex. […]

Meet Joe098752

Joe lives in the year 2060. In 2060, there are two kinds of people in the USA: Vetted Citizens [VC] and Un-Vetted [UV]. Joe is a UV. He is a Starbucks robot repair supervisor. He only owes $8m in back-taxes [see below]. Most of the world’s elite [VCs] have left the planet for their new, […]

“Fiscal Responsibility” my ass!

I agree with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. This hideous budget deal should not be passed. It appears that the Dems couldn’t even wait for default before they caved into all of the GOP’s demands. Sad. If so many republicans are happy about it, it’s CLEARLY a terrible deal. DUH. That’s a dead giveaway we’re fucked. This is […]

ASK YOUR DOCTOR

ASK YOUR DOCTORTO INCREASEYOUR RISK OF STROKE,INFECTIONOR PREMATURE DEATHWITH THE STROKEOF A PEN ASK YOUR DOCTORFOR DUPIXIENT, OZEMBICVRAYLAR AND VERZENIO,IDEBENONE, ADLYXIN,PANCURONIUMAND WARFARIN DO NOT TAKEIF YOU ARE ALLERGIC;SEVERE ALLERGIC REACTIONSMAY OCCUR[BUT OF COURSEYOU WON’T KNOWYOU ARE ALLERGICUNTIL YOU TAKE IT!] DO NOT TAKEIF YOU ARE PREGNANT,OR IF YOUOR ANY CLOSE FAMILY MEMBERSEVER PLAN ONBECOMING PREGNANTIN […]

THE RULING CLASS

The Republican Party, at least since Reagan, has not supported any legislation or promoted any regulations which could possibly help the unwashed masses in any way, and they never will again. Their efforts to monetize everything since then and their relentless gutting of policies and regulations protecting our food, water and air have been catastrophic. […]

CRASHING AND BURNING AT THE OSCARS [2014]

The Academy Awards is the epitome of this decadent, useless culture. The TV telecast used to clock-in at less than three hours; but in the mid-seventies the show gradually expanded, seemingly unaffected by the plight of viewers on the East Coast and other sentient beings indifferent to the endless banter, the superfluous musical routines and […]

NOT THAT KIND OF FRIEND

I’M NOT ONE OF THOSETAKE YOU OUT TO LUNCH,“HOW’S THE FAMILY?LET’S GO HAVE A DRINK”KIND OF FRIEND;OR ONE OF THOSE WALK YOUR DOGAS A FAVOR KIND OF FRIENDSOR A WATER YOUR LAWNOR A FEED YOUR PETS WHILE YOU’RE GONEKIND OF FRIEND I’M NOT THE KIND OF FRIENDWHO’LL HELP YOU MOVE HOUSEAFTER YOUR PAINFUL DIVORCEOR A […]