TEMPLATE / PROPOSED REPUBLICAN PARTY ATTACK AD AGAINST DEMOCRATIC WOMEN GOVERNORS [just released!]

[Authorized GOP Propaganda ministers are encouraged to incorporate as many elements listed below as possible]. FULL SCREEN: Black background Unflattering images of target [FEMALE GOVERNOR] laughing demonically and/or pointing finger – on endless loop. Eyes have been replaced with lizard eyes, and they are RED. When she opens her mouth, BLOOD drips off of her […]

A THREE CAT LAP

The whole point of being a cat is to find a decent place to nap On a cushion or a window sill – better still a human lap To lay and clean and preen; and keep you mesmerized until your bladder intervenes This is my lap of luxury: Not one cat, not two cats, but […]

A RACE TO THE BOTTOM…

In the absence of any actual policies, the GOP has chosen instead to promote every unqualified, brain-damaged wannabe fascist they can find to public office. Former NFL star, wife-beater and serial philanderer Herschel Walker is a perfect example of this strategy, but he is certainly not the only one. The Republican nominee for the US […]

BRING BACK GOOD MUSIC!

A recent article in The Guardian [‘Bring that beat back: why are people in their 30s giving up on music?’ by Daniel Dylan Wray] highlighted research which purportedly show that as people today reach their thirties, music becomes less important in their lives. It’s a sign of the times that music is not so much […]

College

“President” Joe Biden’s measly ten thousand dollar student forgiveness program doesn’t go nearly far enough to actually fix the student debt crisis. It’s just another half-assed attempt by Our Rulers to appease the unwashed masses with the few “crumbs” that the Elite are willing to throw our way. One of the most important lessons I […]

I AM MASACCIO!

Who Am I? I am Tomasso Masaccio! The man who kick-started the Renaissance! People always say to me, “Hey, Masaccio – great name!” I say, “Molte grazie, I am Masaccio!” Then they ask me, “So, Masaccio…what exactly IS the ‘Renaissance?’” And I say to them, “MASACCIO IS THE RENAISSANCE!” I say this because I was […]

POUR IT IN

WELL, WE WENT TO THE RIO GRANDEAND WE WALKED ALONG THE SHOREAND WE SAW THERE WAS NO WATERSO WE WALKED AROUND SOME MOREAND WE MADE A PACT RIGHT THEN AND THERETO FILL IT UP AGAINSO WE TOLD ALL OF OUR FAMILYAND WE GATHERED ALL OUR FRIENDSWE STORMED THE CORNER MARKETTO SEE WHAT WE COULD FINDWE […]

CRAM YOUR STUPID RELIGION!

To no one’s surprise, the rogue Supreme Court came to yet another radical decision this week when it decided 6-3 to overturn Roe v Wade. The highest court in the USA is now governed not by The Constitution – but by the fairy tales in some 2,000 year old book. The three most recent appointees […]