THIS IS YOU WAKING UP INSIDE OF YOUR MILLION-DOLLAR MANSION IN THE MIDDLE OF A WILDERNESS PARADISE – YOU COULD BE OUT THERE ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE OUTDOORS RIDING A REAL BICYCLE, BUT NO. THIS IS CINDY SHE’S YOUR TRAINER SHE WON’T GO EASY ON YOU BECAUSE SHE’S A NARCISSISTIC BITCH – JUST LIKE YOU THIS […]