What the fuck is wrong with Millennials? The choice wasn’t too difficult, was it?

1. You had the opportunity to elect the first (admittedly flawed) female president of the United States;
2. You had a misogynist psychopath unworthy of holding public office running for president.

WTF? Okay, Bernie Sanders would have won by a landslide but the Dems railroaded him. Still, the two choices above were the only choices. You chose the psycho.

You know what bugs me now? People who say, “Oh, just get over it, already. It’s done. Give him a chance. Get over it,” when the horror hasn’t event begun yet! We’ll see how those folks feel in January when the deportation orders go out along with the announcements that 40 million Americans will no longer be entitled to healthcare.

And then construction of ‘The Wall’ begins.

We’ll see what they say when the minimum wage is abolished, Social Security is defunded, abortion is banned and Medicare is gutted. And I simply can’t wait to see what excuses they make when they realize they can NEVER retire. If they ever find a job, that is.

Just get over it, already: that’s what I’ll say.

For the last decade, Gen Y has been whining and complaining about how the experts have got it all wrong, bro, and how smart and totally engaged they are and how progressive and socially and environmentally aware they are and just give them a chance, dude; you’ll see.

They claim they’ve just been getting a bad rap all this time and they’ve been unfairly made scapegoats for all of America’s problems.

Well, guess what? WE WERE RIGHT ABOUT YOU FUCKING CRETINS ALL ALONG. Whether you voted for him or not, you allowed a fascist to be elected president of the United States thanks to your total lack of civic engagement or social awareness. It’s too late to do anything about it now, sorry to say. Go ahead and protest all you want. The real horror begins in January…

You didn’t ‘rock the vote’ in the huge numbers you claimed you would; you didn’t give a shit about your future or your children’s future or climate change or Black Lives Matter – or anything, really.

It was all lies. You only really care about buying more cool stuff. Admit it.

I will concede that large-scale trauma-based mind control plays a major role in the lives of America’s young people but wow, the MSM has done a devastatingly effective job of programming an entire generation of docile robots. It’s really quite impressive.

Now go back to your corporate POV shooter video games and listen to your crappy, soul-less corporate dance music, America. Get even fatter eating your dangerously unhealthy corporate food, drinking your diabetes-inducing corporate sodas and watching your painfully awful corporate TV and movie sequels of sequels.

Keep jogging, hiking and riding those eco-friendly bikes around, sucking in all the toxic smog while you’re at it. Go ahead and throw your empty water bottles along the side of the path, too. Everyone else does it, after all…who needs recycle bins?

Good luck to you; and God help you if you ever want to procreate. I hope you’ve got a damn good excuse ready when your malnourished, developmentally-disabled Zika children ask you what the fuck happened.

You have failed. Miserably.

Is it too late for the giant meteor?