Americans have never been known for their sense of humor. They are way too prudish, unhip; authoritarian. And most are simply too dumb to “get” the joke. Concepts like satire and parody are difficult for the average American to grasp. A lot of people consider anything which is personally offensive to their minimal, childlike tastes […]
It’s not the most aesthetically appealing edifice in Chicago, put it that way. Former President Barack Obama is a decent man, and I share a birthday with Michelle so you know she’s totally cool. Chicago is my hometown and I love everything about it. But when I saw the new Obama Presidential Center for the […]
“Go back to bed, America! Here. Watch this, shut up. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free […]
I’M A TREE HUGGER BABY,LET ME SHAKE YOUR LEAVESYES, I’M A TREE HUGGER BABY,LET ME SHAKE YOUR LEAVESI’M GONNA GRAB MY 10-FOOT HOSE, LORDTHEN YOU GONNA SEE I’M AN ECO-NAZI BABYI’M GONNA GOOSE-STEP TO THE POND,OH YEAH, I’M AN ECO-NAZI BABYI’M GONNA GOOSE-STEP TO THE POND,I’M GONNA FEED ALL THEM DUCKS AND FISHESUNTIL ALL THE […]
In his famous treatise Meditation six, Rene Descartes struggles to come to grips with the material world and how we perceive it. He explores the causal relationship between mind and body. Descartes manages to convince himself that he does indeed exist, simply because he is capable of THOUGHT. He is able to synthesize his hypothesis […]
One of the first photos supposedly released from ARTEMIS II of the Earth is an AI fabrication, according to engineers who worked on the project. Why is NASA already using deceptive AI-generated photos to mollify the public, claiming they are from ARTEMIS II when they are clearly not. Engineers who helped design ARTEMIS II claim […]
[REUTERS] El Paso, Texas: An incredibly handsome, bearded man dressed in flowing white robes surrounded by twelve “followers” was denied entry into the United States, Homeland Security officials said today. Onlookers said the man was exceptionally charismatic, and he seemed to exude kindness and empathy. “I can’t explain it…I just wanted to be close to […]
Entartete Kunst was a term adopted by the Nazi Party to describe modern art. ‘Degenerate Art’ was systematically removed from state-owned museums and banned in Nazi Germany on the grounds that it was an “insult to German feeling.” Instigated by Joseph Goebbels’ Ministry of Propaganda, more than 16,000 works of art were deemed ‘degenerate.’ The […]
Donald Trump represents white male mediocrity and unearned privilege at its very worst. Rich white males are the ones destroying the planet: they have all of the power, and they control the money supply. They create all the laws and the international treaties. They created the IMF, World Bank, Federal Reserve and the rest of […]
In a letter sent to Norwegian prime minister Jonas Gahr Støre today, Donald Trump linked his repeated threats to illegally seize Greenland to the fact that he wasn’t awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Seriously. The US president explained that because he didn’t win the Prize, he’s no longer obligated to think “purely of peace.” “Considering […]
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