TAKE MY SOCIAL SECURITY
I DON’T NEED IT TODAY
I’M OLD AND I’M WHITE
I’LL BE DEAD SOON ANYWAY
GET RID OF ALL THEM FOR’NERS
TO ME, THAT’S JUST FINE
TO PLAN FOR A FUTURE
IS COMPLETELY ASININE

I DON’T CARE WHAT COLOR YOU ARE
JUST GET THE HELL OUT
AFTER DODGING MY BULLETS
LISTEN TO ME SHOUT:
“YOU DON’T BELONG HERE!
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT FROM ME
GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM,
A PLACE THAT’S NOT FREE…”

CHORUS:

IT’S A WHITE TRASH REVOLUTION
WE CALL IT THE FINAL SOLUTION
NOW THAT WE’VE TAKEN THE COUNTRY BACK
YOU’RE GONNA SEE OUR MIGHTY WHIP CRACK

GET RID OF ALL THEM FAGGOTS
THAT ‘LGBTQ’ SHIT
I JUST WISH I COULD BE ONE
‘THOUGH I COULD NEVER ADMIT IT
CUZ I HATE MY OWN CHILDREN
AND IT’S EASY TO SEE
WHY ELSE WOULD I VOTE FOR
SOMEONE AS FUCKED UP AS ME?

CHORUS:

IT’S A WHITE TRASH REVOLUTION
WE CALL IT THE FINAL SOLUTION
NOW THAT WE’VE TAKEN THE COUNTRY BACK
YOU’RE GONNA SEE OUR MIGHTY WHIP CRACK

[GUITAR SOLO (guest: TED NUGENT)]

OLD KELLYANNE CONWAY
WHEW LORD, AIN’T SHE HOT
SHE SUCKS CHROME OFF THE BUMPERS
IN THE WHITE HOUSE PARKING LOT
SO THANK YOU, MR. PRES’DENT
FOR ALL THAT YOU’VE DONE
AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN
AND WE’RE NUMBER ONE

CHORUS:

IT’S A WHITE TRASH REVOLUTION
WE CALL IT THE FINAL SOLUTION
NOW THAT WE’VE TAKEN THE COUNTRY BACK
YOU’LL SEE OUR MIGHTY WHIP CRACK

(REPEAT X2)

FADE OUT…