THIS IS YOU WAKING UP
INSIDE OF YOUR MILLION-DOLLAR MANSION
IN THE MIDDLE OF A WILDERNESS PARADISE –
YOU COULD BE OUT THERE
ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE OUTDOORS
RIDING A REAL BICYCLE, BUT NO.
THIS IS CINDY
SHE’S YOUR TRAINER
SHE WON’T GO EASY ON YOU
BECAUSE SHE’S A NARCISSISTIC BITCH –
JUST LIKE YOU

THIS IS PELOTON

THIS IS YOU RIDING PELOTON
STARING OUT OF YOUR FLOOR TO CEILING WINDOWS
AT ALL THAT BEAUTY
WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR PELOTON –
SAFELY ENTRENCHED
INSIDE THE GIGANTIC HOUSE
YOU GOT IN THE DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
FROM YOUR DICKHEAD HUSBAND –
OH LOOK HERE COMES YOUR AUTISTIC KID

THIS IS PELOTON.