GOP moralists are all reaching for their smelling salts because of what comedian Samantha Bee said about tRump’s vile daughter, Ivanka. tRump can brag all he wants about sexually assaulting women and grabbing the PUSSIES of other people’s daughters…and yet they have no problem with that at all.

In any case, pairing ‘cunt’ with the word ‘feckless’ is a stroke of rhetorical genius. ‘FECKLESS CUNT’ is a round, rolling, utterly pleasing phrase which I hope to use myself  soon.

And, of course, in this case it could not be more appropriate.

But the GOP always gets its collective panties in a bunch when tRump or his family are perceived as victims of personal attacks. They help shield and distract from his incompetent buffoonery and worse…giving them the opportunity to turn the “president” into a sympathetic figure.

Bee was simply using a fine old Chaucerian phrase to describe the “President’s” creepy daughter/employee. Geoffrey Chaucer’s bawdy The Miller’s Tale contains a passage where main character Nicolas grabs his true love Allison by the “quiente.” This is translated in the footnotes as a “pudenda.” That word, “quiente” is still with us, only now we spell it “c-u-n-t.”

The problem with today’s bullshit “political correctness” is that it forces everyone to be dishonest. Remember Howard Stern’s 2004 interview with tRump, when Stern asked if he could call Ivanka “a piece of ass” and tRump said, “Yeah”? He was talking about his own daughter. What was she, 19 at the time? The man has always alluded to Ivanka’s sexuality and her appearance in a sexist, debasing manner – enough to make normal parents cringe in shame.

But tRump objectifies his daughter, discussing her sex appeal publically and declaring he would have dated her if she hadn’t been his daughter. Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Sanders didn’t make a peep when father tRump humiliates his daughter in such a way. Nobody disowned the “president” for sounding like a crass, incestuous pervert. The GOP continue to embrace him as tightly as the Evangelicals.

And now they complain about Samantha Bee? Oh, the hypocrisy!

Cunt is just another word for “pussy.” They both refer anatomically to the same thing. The only reason why cunt has gotten such a bad reputation among the prudish Umerkin public is that it is a harder sounding word. It rolls hard off the tongue. Cunt could just as easily denote something mysterious and wonderful about womanhood.

As far as the ‘Alt-White’s pathological delusions of victim-hood I say, “Fuck ‘Em!” I’m tired of being asked to try to understand and coddle these soul-less creatures living in an alternate universe. You know tRump uses that word constantly in private.

A victim/martyr complex is one of the purest forms of narcissism. The best cure for delusion is to punch holes in their fantasy, and show them cold, hard reality. Maybe it would do these subhumans a favor if they were to be shown what victimhood really is. Maybe they need to actually experience it.

Or as my grandmother used to say, “I’ll give you something to cry about…”