The Evil Vlad 
has injected a virus 
into the delicate flower  
of our virginal democracy!
The shining city upon the hill; 
sullied forever. 

Comrade Trump
dared to insult 
our venerable 
intelligence agencies
and all those Pentagon Hawks;
They who have served us
so well all these years. 

This very stable genius  
blunders across the world stage 
like a wrecking ball
Oh, the OUTRAGE!
That look on Putin’s face:
“You are my bitch now.”