“Let us pray: Eternal Lord God, you have seen what has transpired over the last week in this chamber. I ask you to remind our senators that they alone are accountable to you for their conduct. Lord help them to remember that they can’t ignore you and get away with it, for we always reap what we sow. Therefore dear Lord, we beseech thee to strike down this wicked body, perhaps with lightning bolts akin to that scene at the end of RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK. You know the one. Have your wrathful way, mighty God. Melt the faces of the “president’s” legal team just like those horrible Nazis. Stand up, omnipotent God. Stretch yourself and let this nation and the world know that you alone are sovereign. Do what thou wilt. Vanquish the evil ones and banish them forever to the depths of Hell where they belong. I pray in the name of Jesus, Amen.”

*this is a rush transcript – copy may not be in final form, and some content may be totally made up.