1. Random white people caught on video acting racist:

“What the video did not convey is the real me. I am not racist…”

“Seeing myself online opened my eyes – the manner in which I expressed myself is unacceptable and is not the person I am…”

“When I watch the video I am shocked and sad that I behaved the way I did…”

2. GOP asshat Matt Gaetz:

“All lives matter…”

3. tRump co-conspirator Roger Stone:

“I can’t believe I’m arguing with this negro.”

“Everyone who knows me knows I despise racism!”

4. Former Formula One owner Bernie Ecclestone:

“In lots of cases, Black people are more racist than what white people are…”

5. “President” Donald tRump:

“I don’t have a racist bone in my body!”

“I am the least racist person there is anywhere in the world…”

“I am the least racist person that you have ever met.”

“Who the fuck knows? I mean, really, who knows how much the Japs will pay for Manhattan property these days?”

“Number one, I am the least anti-Semitic person that you’ve ever seen in your entire life. Number two, racism: the least racist person.” (extra points for totally NOT being an anti-Semite, too!)

“The African American people have been calling the White House. They have never been so happy about what a president has done…”

“No, no, I’m not a racist. I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed, that I can tell you…”

“Those Tweets were NOT racist. I don’t have a Racist bone in my body!”

6. But surely this takes the cake. Three members of the Wilmington, North Carolina Police Department were fired after being caught on video making outrageously racist and threatening comments while in uniform, on duty:

“(we need a revolution to) wipe them off the fucking map. That’ll put them back about four or five generations.”

“We are just going to go out and start slaughtering them fucking blacks. I can’t wait. God, I can’t wait.”

The officers admitted it was their voices on the video and they didn’t deny making any of the comments…BUT ALL DENIED BEING RACIST. It was all due to on the job stress, they claimed. Yeah, that’s the ticket…on the job stress.

So what does all this prove? That racists are also terrible liars.