If I don’t want to stop at red lights
I may not do it today
if I’d rather drive my pickup
on the sidewalk
I don’t care what you say
it’s my goddam choice
Don’t take my freedumb away

I sure as hell won’t put on no mask
don’t try and make me wear one
it’s my goddam right if I want to die
so don’t even ask
don’t make me flash my gun at you
COVID is a lie!

If I don’t feel like wearing pants
and let my dingaling hang out
what are you gonna do, pretty boy?
freedom of choice, motherfucker
I don’t have to answer to you
Only Jesus and no other

I’m gonna start a bonfire
in a fire hazard zone
I got trash to burn
and today is the day –
I’ll smoke a cigar sitting in my car
won’t even bring an ashtray
Don’t take my freedumb away

I can yell “fire” in a theater
if I damn well please
You’re just a little libtard
and it’s not your place to bitch
if I have the Confederate flag
Tattooed across my face

What will you do if I decide
To jam my finger into this light socket
And take your system down?
Just you try and stop me
You’re just George Soros’ clown

All those other countries
think they’re so goddam smart
with their social safety nets
and their fancy cafe’s
and their culture and their art
They can all just suck my balls
That’s why we build those walls

Don’t take my freedumb away!