I’m waiting for all those loyal mask-burning republicans to return that stimulus money…because you know, the Democrat’s COVID-19 relief bill is too expensive and the country can’t afford it. At least, according to the GOP. Besides, coronavirus is fake news, anyway, right?

Why hasn’t the GOP set up a GO FUND ME site or something so all them patriotic Umerkins can do the right thing and return their measly $1400 to the evil commie Democrats? They don’t need no stinkin’ hand outs from the Guvment! Because goddammit that’s SOCIALISM.

Shouldn’t they be gathering all those hard copy checks from their constituents and shipping them back to D.C. in a big huge pile? WTF?

I mean, unless they’re just a bunch of hypocrites…

Oh, right…wait…they are a bunch of hypocrites…oops!

Never mind.