THE FOOTHILLS [a new song]

We live up in the foothills
behind your sprawling house
I’m sure you never noticed
We’ve been quiet as a mouse
but we like your fancy car
and your RV, too

And your kidney shaped
swimming pool it
Looks quite nice
I’m surprised we haven’t 
already been invited inside
Sometimes when you’re gone
we sleep on your lawn

We only want to share
what you’ve got
We need to cool down
when it gets hot

We’ve taken all that ‘medicine’
you see on TV
don’t ask me what it’s for
But they hand it out for free
It keeps us very active
Your wife is quite attractive

The only laws we follow
are the ones that we believe
Rule by the bullet
and we don’t plan to leave
Down at the shelter
We’ve been planning Helter Skelter

We only want to share
All the stuff you’ve got
people need to cool down
when it gets too hot

I like to watch you sleeping
while I’m cleaning my guns
We’re just so proud of all you
fathers and sons
We only wish we could partake
but all the news is fake

We only want to share
all the stuff you’ve got
People need to cool down
when it gets too hot

Your children go to private school
We see them when they leave
Your guard dog kept on barking
so we had to set him free
Come on up and meet us
just don’t try to mistreat us

We just want to share
all those things you’ve got
Everyone needs to cool down
when the fire gets too hot

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