NOT SO FUNNY

Americans have never been known for their sense of humor. They are way too prudish, unhip; authoritarian. And most are simply too dumb to “get” the joke. Concepts like satire and parody are difficult for the average American to grasp. A lot of people consider anything which is personally offensive to their minimal, childlike tastes […]

FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

Historically, the will to embrace free expression has gone hand in hand with progressive politics. When I was growing up, public figures who tested the boundaries of indecency and free speech were invariably counter-culture heroes. Throughout recorded time, humor, art, music and literature were understood to be inherently uplifting and liberating, because they were True […]

CLAWING AT STRAWS

“Go back to bed, America! Here. Watch this, shut up. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free […]

TREE HUGGER BLUES

I’M A TREE HUGGER BABY,LET ME SHAKE YOUR LEAVESYES, I’M A TREE HUGGER BABY,LET ME SHAKE YOUR LEAVESI’M GONNA GRAB MY 10-FOOT HOSE, LORDTHEN YOU GONNA SEE I’M AN ECO-NAZI BABYI’M GONNA GOOSE-STEP TO THE POND,OH YEAH, I’M AN ECO-NAZI BABYI’M GONNA GOOSE-STEP TO THE POND,I’M GONNA FEED ALL THEM DUCKS AND FISHESUNTIL ALL THE […]

FUN-DUMB-MENTALISM

Fundamentalism is a system of beliefs and memes which reinforce each other and dismiss all contradictory thoughts and doubts. It traps and enslaves people of all religions, in different ways. It causes a person to become intolerant of facts that challenge one’s personal belief system, and it makes them distrustful of all other points of […]

A COSMIC JOKE?

In his famous treatise Meditation six, Rene Descartes struggles to come to grips with the material world and how we perceive it. He explores the causal relationship between mind and body. Descartes manages to convince himself that he does indeed exist, simply because he is capable of THOUGHT. He is able to synthesize his hypothesis […]

META IS EVIL. DUH.

It’s no secret that the Internet was created by the US Department of Defense on behalf of America’s Military-Industrial Complex [MIC]. It was originally conceived under the Eisenhower Administration in the early 1960s as a secure communications network linking several important universities, think tanks and research labs together, which would be able to survive a […]