Great news!

Next year I’ll be on tour promoting my new self-harm book, FEAR BASED LIVING – the follow up to my best-selling breakthrough, EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG.

Millions of Americans who’ve read those voluminous tomes know what they can expect for a hundred bucks a pop: not much. That’s right: for $100 you, too, can learn the secrets of an unfulfilled life!

• Learn to accept failure
• Understand the many ways to screw things up
• Discover the facts about alcohol addiction and the variety of liquors available
• Learn about the different drugs you can become hooked on affordably
• Follow my 12-step self-loathing program to unhappiness and melancholy
• Learn how to avoid dealing with anything
• Understand why it’s always your fault
• Learn how to never keep your goddam mouth shut

TESTIMONIALS:

Howard B: “I used to think there was a point in trying. Then I read Jason’s book and realized that I keep failing because I keep trying to do stuff. Not anymore, after reading EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG!”

Joe D: “Sometimes a book comes along that really speaks to you. FEAR BASED LIVING is that kind of book. Eeeeek!”

Missy E: “I saw Jason speak one time and I went right home and unplugged everything and stopped communicating with the outside world. Now I’m a luddite.”

Shirley C: “What I do with my time is none of your goddam business. Leave me alone!”

Xavier F: “People kept saying, like, I was a loser or something. Now I know those people were right!”

Susie Q: “I paid a hundred bucks to see Jason speak and then I found out there was no actual lecture and he never even wrote any stupid books. Boy was I pissed.”