FUCK TESLA OWNERS

Oh aren’t they just so smug and self-righteous? And now they are everywhere!

And you know that most of them consider themselves ‘progressives’ who care so much about the environment that they’re willing to dole out $60K plus for a fucking passenger car. Because you know, they’re better than you. And they can afford it.

Most Tesla drivers appear to be those well manicured grey-haired types who’ve already made it to retirement: the last generation to even be able to lay claim to any kind of actual retirement benefits…

But here’s the BIG FUCKING PROBLEM with that whole, “I’m better than you because I drive a Tesla” attitude…well, two problems, actually:

  • They’re still on the grid. The electricity those fucking cars use is still generated for the most part by the same old coal burning or nuclear generated power plants, utilizing the same inefficient, polluting methods as before. They still use 70-year old lithium battery technology, which is basically obsolete and highly toxic. Until the government releases all that free energy tech they’ve been hiding from the public, we’re stuck with the same-old ancient technology. In 2019, Musk claimed the charging stations for his vehicles would soon be net energy positive, and he insisted that they would only use carbon-neutral electricity. As of early 2022, they still haven’t confirmed how much renewable energy they use, or if any stations are actually net energy positive. I’ll take a wild guess and say NONE.
  • Elon Musk is one of the most evil humans on Earth. There has been a toxic culture of harassment and discrimination against employees cultivated within Tesla’s factories for many years. The accusations range from environmental and worker safety violations to corrupt and illegal business practices, including fraud. In 2018, Musk settled various fraud charges with the Securities and Exchange Commission. He agreed to pay a $20 million fine and he was forced to step down as Tesla’s chairman. Musk has also been criticized for his attempts to intimidate and silence whistleblowers, journalists and other critics who have spoken out against Tesla. In the latest blow to the company’s ‘prestige’, the State of California is suing Tesla over allegations of operating a “racially segregated workplace” at its factory in Fremont. California’s Department of Fair Employment and Housing filed a lawsuit last week alleging widespread discrimination and harassment of black employees following complaints from hundreds of Tesla employees. The ‘N-word’ and other racist slurs were hurled daily at Black workers at the plant, delivered not just by fellow employees but by managers and supervisors. According the lawsuit, Tesla segregated Black workers into separate areas that employees referred to as “porch monkey stations,” “the dark side,” “the slave ship” and “the plantation.”

You ignore all this if you buy a Tesla. Elon Musk is basically the anti-Christ, okay? I keep asking myself: what exactly are we supposed admire about this guy?

Why do people [especially Americans] think Musk is such a fucking genius, anyway? What is it about his truly loathsome disposition that makes him so appealing to the unwashed masses? Is it his incredibly thin skin and petty, vindictive nature? His repulsive personality? The huge ego? The arrogance?

Wait. I get it. Of course! It’s because he’s a fucking BILLIONAIRE!

That’s the only criteria required for greatness in this country, after all. He’s a billionaire, so therefore he must be a great businessman, a brilliant inventor and some sort of super human, job creating, god-like being.

As far as corporate America is concerned, Elon Musk is a role model for the new world order. Tesla made a record $5.5bn profit in 2021. He must be doing something right…right? Who cares if he defrauds the government and traumatizes his workforce? They’re lucky to have jobs, goes the logic…

The masses will eventually get used to the abuse, and accept their enslavement. That is the ultimate goal of Musk’s handlers: to pave the way for the eventual removal of the last vestiges of any sort of worker protections or benefits, and to create a virtual slave race – totally at the mercy of shareholder demands.

I’m really not sure how anyone can think they’re doing the world a big favor by purchasing one of those crappy cars. You buy a Tesla and you’ve basically got blood on your hands. You’re contributing to the further exploitation of what’s left of America’s workforce.

But somehow in this backward culture, thanks to social media and the entire propaganda network of the USA creating public opinion, Elon Musk has been made out to be some kind of role model.

We are in serious trouble.

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