When you first went away it was only for awhile
But I lost all self-control and I almost ruined the house
By the time that you came back and saw the disaster I made
I was in tears and afraid and I ran to you and said:

Never Leave Again!

All I have to offer you is my total dependence
I could never function on my own, I’m a moron we both know it
Maybe it was all those times I got hit on the head
That cause me to forget the things I’m supposed to do

Never Leave Again!

Without you I am lost – I can barely dress myself
When I tried to cook I burned it, and I almost started a fire
You see that I’m a danger to the trusting general public
Because I am so stupid and can’t control my impulses

Never Leave Again!

[written by Valerie about me…and Homer Simpson]