The 2019 US Defense Budget was approved by Congress with zero debate and signed by president Trump in record time, including a 2.6 percent pay increase and a $716 billion price tag. This was the earliest the defense budget had been passed in 40 years. At the time, outgoing Secretary of Defense James Mattis said, […]
Last weekend in West Palm Beach, Florida the “president” claimed in a bizarre speech that in addition to being an expert on everything else, he is also an authority on wind turbines. Even though he refers to them as ‘windmills’: “I’ve studied it better than anybody I know…I never understood wind. You know, I know […]
No Time to Die Another fucking James Bond movie. This franchise should have ended when Sean Connery quit…alas, amid a traumatic production process, the 25th Bond film finally arrives. Hey, the guy who played Freddie Mercury is the evil villain. Meh. Fast & Furious 9 Holy crap, what is this? The gearhead franchise keeps rolling […]
According to a recent report published in the Washington Post, hundreds of confidential interviews with key figures involved in prosecuting the US war in Afghanistan have revealed that the American public has been consistently misled about this unwinnable war. The papers depict a conflict with vague and unachievable aims, pursued under George W Bush, Barack […]
When I was growing up, everyone had to read George Orwell’s 1984 in High School, and we were constantly warned about the horrors of such a dystopian and terrifying future world. I guess it was okay to teach about the dangers of being passive in the face of totalitarianism back when teachers could relate Winston […]
Satire and comedy should be controversial and even offensive if need be, in my opinion. The best humor is funny because it exposes serious flaws in our society – and humanity in general – with a good solid punch line. Humor is supposed to make us laugh, but also make us think about things like […]
President tRump continues to claim that the “deep state” is somehow out to “get him.” Oh, please. I’m sorry, but if the deep state wanted to get rid of tRump they would never have allowed him to be installed as president in the first place…er, I mean “elected.” If the deep state was out to […]
This week I chartered a new organization committed to the eradication of poorly-written poetry, in order to help curb bad prose. It’s called RHYME STOPPERS. Our motto is: STOP THE RHYME BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
(BEGIN TRANSCRIPT. This is a rush transcript. Copy may not be in its final form. ) His Esteemed Wisdomed Greatest President of the United States Ever Donald Trump (hereafter HEWGPOUSEDT): Good afternoon, my friend. I hope you have been well. Zelensky (Hereafter “THAT GUY FROM UKRAINE”): Hello, my great friend. It is such an honor […]
You’re a first born baby you haven’t had it so bad Think about all those people who never had what you had; I’m sorry that you’re pissed off but I just can’t make it right I’m sorry that you’re so angry. I try to make it better help you see the light but it’s simply […]
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