Silly Humans

Human civilization is around 10,000 years old – which is statistically insignificant in the cosmic timeline. The evidence (and logic) suggests that any civilization capable of traveling through the universe and visiting other planets is far older and more technologically advanced than we are. Recent scientific discoveries have shown that there are potentially billions of […]

Alexa on Amazon Echo Dot

“Alexa, I’m a moron.” Amazon acknowledged this week that some of its Alexa-enabled devices have developed a new skill: creeping out their owners with unwarranted bursts of robotic laughter. The outbursts come at unexpected times – often in the middle of the night. Customers have been terrified. The company received hundreds of complaints. Amazon knows […]

Don’t Give Up!

Those wonderful young people in Florida have really achieved something: they have finally flushed out the gunhumpers for who they are and exposed them for all to see. Faced with these articulate, engaging and engaged youngsters, the callous nutters like tRump and the NRA have realized that their customary stance of mealy-mouthed platitudes is losing […]

‘Gunhumpers’ Redux

The irrational love of guns is a mental illness. If we’re really serious about caring for the mentally ill in this country, then we need to help those who need it most: GUNHUMPERS. You know: those freaks of nature who love their precious guns more than they care about the safety of their own children. […]

Cartoons aren’t real

I have an idea. How about next time we elect a President who knows that governments can’t be run like a fucking corporation, okay? Somebody who maybe understands that the US Presidency ain’t no ‘reality TV’ show. You know: a person with integrity, morals, many years of public service, and perhaps prior experience in several […]

Haters Gonna Hate

The reason the GOP hate college so much is because college-educated people are less likely to vote against their own interests. College grads generally have more critical thinking skills than the average moron (although not always…) and the good students can see through the lies peddled by the neocons. The average students…not so much… Because […]

Bread and Circuses

So many Americans are getting all steamed up about professional athletes showing some social conscience and kneeling (or whatever) as a show of support and concern over what is indeed a very troublesome aspect of our society. The main protest is in support of victims of police violence against black people, but clearly there are […]

goodbye america

The entire Republican Party must now be tried for treason. The illegal tax overhaul passed by the treasonous traitors was simply the last nail in the coffin for the American economy, and USA will never be an economic superpower again – or a leader in any field other than global death, misery and destruction. It’s […]

Women

It turns out that all men who have the slightest bit of power abuse it. Duh. Men are scum! This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. Modern society is still dominated by the 5,000-year-old ‘Warrior’ culture which has been passed down through families for centuries from father to son to son to son. It […]