Rhyme Stoppers
This week I chartered a new organization committed to the eradication of poorly-written poetry, in order to help curb bad prose. It’s called RHYME STOPPERS. Our motto is: STOP THE RHYME BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
Category: Humor
Rush release of NEW TOTALLY DIFFERENT phone conversation between his esteemed wisdomed greatest President of the United States ever and Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky. Totally not dictated by Donald Trump – or Stephen Miller – so get that out of your head right now.
(BEGIN TRANSCRIPT. This is a rush transcript. Copy may not be in its final form. ) His Esteemed Wisdomed Greatest President of the United States Ever Donald Trump (hereafter HEWGPOUSEDT): Good afternoon, my friend. I hope you have been well. Zelensky (Hereafter “THAT GUY FROM UKRAINE”): Hello, my great friend. It is such an honor […]
Brother (a new song)
You’re a first born baby you haven’t had it so bad Think about all those people who never had what you had; I’m sorry that you’re pissed off but I just can’t make it right I’m sorry that you’re so angry. I try to make it better help you see the light but it’s simply […]
oh the irony
Clearly, the words irony and hypocrisy don’t exist in president* tRump’s (admittedly) extremely limited vocabulary. Projection also seems to be a big thing with the president* and his fawning minions – like that national disgrace Lindsay Graham. Or maybe we should just call this phenom “Pot-calling-the-kettle-blackism”? Whatever sort of reality-based assessment we can make of […]
good riddance!
Goodbye, Sarah “Huckleberry-Hound” Sanders, we hardly knew ye. Thank god. Last week, Sarah Sanders announced she was stepping down as “president” tRump’s spokesdemon. She was an inveterate liar, only worse. She was an Uber-Christian, evangelical liar. Gosh, there must be what, like hundreds of passages about lying in the Buybull. I assume she should know […]
Umerkin values
California’s loathsome Republican Rep. Duncan Hunter’s wife Margaret pleaded guilty last week to conspiring with her husband to “knowingly and willingly” convert hundreds of thousands of dollars in campaign funds for their own personal use. She has agreed to cooperate with State prosecutors in the case against her husband, Duncan “Donut” Hunter (as he is […]
Space shouldn’t only be for billionaires
America’s next moon landing will be made by private corporations — not NASA. That is the proud declaration of NASA head Jim Bridenstine. But while the mainstream media (MSM) applauds this “cool” concept as the wave of the future, it should be regarded as a huge step backward for our nation. Sure, private corporations such […]
LIFE OF BRIAN
Organized religion is predicated on finding things NOT FUNNY. Humor and religion simply don’t mix. But you can’t control the minds of cynical, critical thinkers – and having a healthy sense of humor is a big part of critical thinking. It’s the same for all authoritarian systems, though: once the masses start laughing at you, […]
Evangelicals
Evangelicals love tRump because they think he’ll usher in the Apocalypse. That’s why they’re so willing to overlook his habitually immoral and sinful behavior and the fact that he’s obviously just paying lip service to Christianity – or Judaism, for that matter. The anti-LGBT and anti-women stuff is just icing on the cake; and tRump […]
NAKED ATTRACTION
So, there’s this TV show in Britain called NAKED ATTRACTION. It’s a dating gameshow which features full frontal nudity. In graphic detail. It premiered on Channel 4 in July 2016 and it’s hosted by this randy lady called Anna Richardson. The show incorporates close-ups of genitalia and other body features and tattoos with frank discussions […]
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