Anyone DUMB ENOUGH to want to join the US military should be allowed to do so. Simple as that. I mean, what’s the logic at work here: “When I’m killing babies and blowing up hospitals I don’t want no transgender people around me! Get ‘em outta here! They lower morale! And they remind me of […]
Every single “policy” devised by Team Trump will prove disastrous: cutting corporate taxes even further; repealing the Affordable Care Act; favoring coal over renewable energy; gutting the EPA, the FDA the NEA and the State Dept; pulling out of the Paris Climate Accords – all of these things will be a disaster for mankind. But […]
America has become the laughing stock of the world, especially when it comes to all this hysteria about Russians meddling in the 2016 elections. I mean, seriously: name one election world-wide that the CIA has not been covertly involved in over the last fifty years. Boris Yeltsin was “elected” in 1996 only after a major […]
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more SURREAL… They’ve exhumed Salvador Dali. Just saying.
(Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course can only accept a maximum of eight participants.) (CM001.5) HOW TO FILL AN ICE CUBE TRAY Step by step guide with slide presentation (CM001.6) TOILET PAPER ROLLS: DO THEY GROW ON HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion (CM001.7) SPOTTING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE […]
THIS IS YOU WAKING UP INSIDE OF YOUR MILLION-DOLLAR MANSION IN THE MIDDLE OF A WILDERNESS PARADISE – YOU COULD BE OUT THERE ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE OUTDOORS RIDING A REAL BICYCLE, BUT NO. THIS IS CINDY SHE’S YOUR TRAINER SHE WON’T GO EASY ON YOU BECAUSE SHE’S A NARCISSISTIC BITCH – JUST LIKE YOU THIS […]
TAKE MY SOCIAL SECURITY I DON’T NEED IT TODAY I’M OLD AND I’M WHITE I’LL BE DEAD SOON ANYWAY GET RID OF ALL THEM FOR’NERS TO ME, THAT’S JUST FINE TO PLAN FOR A FUTURE IS COMPLETELY ASININE I DON’T CARE WHAT COLOR YOU ARE JUST GET THE HELL OUT AFTER DODGING MY BULLETS LISTEN […]
(This is a rush transcript. Copy may not be in its final form.) TRUMP: Hi, Vladimir. How are you? PUTIN: I am well, comrade. And you? TRUMP: Never better. Perfect. Please give my regards to your lovely wife, whatever her name is. PUTIN: Yes, and my best to Melanoma. TRUMP: That’s Melania. PUTIN: Whatever. TRUMP: […]
Our country has become the laughing stock of the world. We are setting the standard for national humiliation; taking ‘entertainment’ to a new level. The White House Reality Show: including hideous blonde freaks and lying, angry, seriously coke-addicted middle-aged white men in expensive suits. Each refresh of the international news sites brings forth yet another […]
Republicans opposed Obamacare for two primary reasons: 1) They wanted to make President Obama’s signature legislation a failure or appear to be a failure – the first victory was referring to it as OBAMACARE, not by its correct name: the Affordable Care Act – and, 2) Republicans hate poor people and simply don’t think they […]
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