Every single “policy” devised by Team Trump will prove disastrous: cutting corporate taxes even further; repealing the Affordable Care Act; favoring coal over renewable energy; gutting the EPA, the FDA the NEA and the State Dept; pulling out of the Paris Climate Accords – all of these things will be a disaster for mankind. But […]
America has become the laughing stock of the world, especially when it comes to all this hysteria about Russians meddling in the 2016 elections. I mean, seriously: name one election world-wide that the CIA has not been covertly involved in over the last fifty years. Boris Yeltsin was “elected” in 1996 only after a major […]
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more SURREAL… They’ve exhumed Salvador Dali. Just saying.
(Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course can only accept a maximum of eight participants.) (CM001.5) HOW TO FILL AN ICE CUBE TRAY Step by step guide with slide presentation (CM001.6) TOILET PAPER ROLLS: DO THEY GROW ON HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion (CM001.7) SPOTTING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE […]
THIS IS YOU WAKING UP INSIDE OF YOUR MILLION-DOLLAR MANSION IN THE MIDDLE OF A WILDERNESS PARADISE – YOU COULD BE OUT THERE ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE OUTDOORS RIDING A REAL BICYCLE, BUT NO. THIS IS CINDY SHE’S YOUR TRAINER SHE WON’T GO EASY ON YOU BECAUSE SHE’S A NARCISSISTIC BITCH – JUST LIKE YOU THIS […]
TAKE MY SOCIAL SECURITY I DON’T NEED IT TODAY I’M OLD AND I’M WHITE I’LL BE DEAD SOON ANYWAY GET RID OF ALL THEM FOR’NERS TO ME, THAT’S JUST FINE TO PLAN FOR A FUTURE IS COMPLETELY ASININE I DON’T CARE WHAT COLOR YOU ARE JUST GET THE HELL OUT AFTER DODGING MY BULLETS LISTEN […]
(This is a rush transcript. Copy may not be in its final form.) TRUMP: Hi, Vladimir. How are you? PUTIN: I am well, comrade. And you? TRUMP: Never better. Perfect. Please give my regards to your lovely wife, whatever her name is. PUTIN: Yes, and my best to Melanoma. TRUMP: That’s Melania. PUTIN: Whatever. TRUMP: […]
Our country has become the laughing stock of the world. We are setting the standard for national humiliation; taking ‘entertainment’ to a new level. The White House Reality Show: including hideous blonde freaks and lying, angry, seriously coke-addicted middle-aged white men in expensive suits. Each refresh of the international news sites brings forth yet another […]
Republicans opposed Obamacare for two primary reasons: 1) They wanted to make President Obama’s signature legislation a failure or appear to be a failure – the first victory was referring to it as OBAMACARE, not by its correct name: the Affordable Care Act – and, 2) Republicans hate poor people and simply don’t think they […]
The most important thing to remember about the Grammys is that it’s a popularity contest and nothing more. The Grammys present themselves as the pinnacle of artistic achievement in the recording industry, but it is just another pathetic effort to stay relevant and get people to watch another crappy TV awards show. It’s all about […]
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