A belief in Santa Claus could have a detrimental effect on parent-child relationships. A recent study in the medical journal Lancet Psychiatry suggests that a child’s moral compass could be permanently damaged by what is normally part of the Christmas tradition: lying about Santa Claus. The darker reality is that lying to children, even about […]
And to be fair, it was the ELECTORAL COLLEGE that really fucked us. I mean, when you have a system set up like a horse race where the first candidate to win 270 delegates takes it all no matter what, even though the polls don’t close for 3 hours in the entire western portion of […]
What the fuck is wrong with Millennials? The choice wasn’t too difficult, was it? You had the opportunity to elect the first (admittedly flawed) female president of the United States; You had a misogynist psychopath unworthy of holding public office running for president. WTF? Okay, Bernie Sanders would have won by a landslide but the Dems railroaded […]
On the eve of the two-month anniversary of the Pulse massacre – where we lost 49 people killed inside an LGBTQ nightclub, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio spoke at an anti-LGBT summit in Orlando called Rediscovering God in America Renewal Project. Although The Don did make an appearance, it was the disgraced Marco Rubio who made the […]
(Hot off the presses! This is a rush transcript of the acceptance speech Donald Trump plans to give at the RNC tonite! Truly inspiring words!) “Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We are white, we […]
In my younger days, I was a bit of a hot-head. I’m the first one to admit that I used to get angry about a lot of really dumb stuff – enraged, even. About pointless, meaningless crap. Several years ago I was given the nickname “The Rage” by one of my co-workers. I never got […]
BURNING IN HEAVEN (think Spinal Tap): Jack and Jill went up the hill and now they burn in heaven Jack climbed Jill but she was on the pill so now they burn in heaven Dick and Jane were doing the same We’re all burning in Heaven See Spot Run from the end of a gun […]
Hallelujah, one of the most evil men in the world has died. Rejoice! The man who once declared the constitution “dead, dead, dead” is now as dead as that worthless piece of paper. Antonin Scalia was full of hate. He despised anyone who wasn’t a corporation and he used his position to make life miserable […]
Somehow the pundits on social media hailed Beyoncé’s performance as a profound political statement. Seriously? I hate to break this to America, but Beyoncé Knowles awful half-time show at Stupor Bowl 2016 was embarrassing to watch. There’s no other way to put it. Beyoncé’s musical statement was merely a cynical way to promote herself and her […]
“Doctor be trippin’ hard, today, Roscoe.” I’ll never forget those words. I was manning the cash register at Delta Drugs, the pharmacy my dad Roscoe owned in San Bernardino, California. I cleared my throat. Denise was the Nursing Supervisor at Dr. Hawkins’ medical Clinic located a few doors down in the building that he and […]
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