(Hot off the presses! This is a rush transcript of the acceptance speech Donald Trump plans to give at the RNC tonite! Truly inspiring words!) “Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We are white, we […]
In my younger days, I was a bit of a hot-head. I’m the first one to admit that I used to get angry about a lot of really dumb stuff – enraged, even. About pointless, meaningless crap. Several years ago I was given the nickname “The Rage” by one of my co-workers. I never got […]
BURNING IN HEAVEN (think Spinal Tap): Jack and Jill went up the hill and now they burn in heaven Jack climbed Jill but she was on the pill so now they burn in heaven Dick and Jane were doing the same We’re all burning in Heaven See Spot Run from the end of a gun […]
Hallelujah, one of the most evil men in the world has died. Rejoice! The man who once declared the constitution “dead, dead, dead” is now as dead as that worthless piece of paper. Antonin Scalia was full of hate. He despised anyone who wasn’t a corporation and he used his position to make life miserable […]
“Doctor be trippin’ hard, today, Roscoe.” I’ll never forget those words. I was manning the cash register at Delta Drugs, the pharmacy my dad Roscoe owned in San Bernardino, California. I cleared my throat. Denise was the Nursing Supervisor at Dr. Hawkins’ medical Clinic located a few doors down in the building that he and […]
I spent many hours at Delta Drugs filing paperwork, conversing with clients, reading magazines, standing around doing nothing, ordering supplies and taking deliveries. I got pretty good at pouring cough syrup into bottles and stocking empty shelves. At the time, I was a frustrated and confused young malcontent with a lot of emotional baggage to […]
Ever since I was a kid I‘ve loved fast cars. My dad took me and my brother to our first race back in 1971 at the Ontario Motor Speedway in California and I’ve been hooked on speed ever since…so to speak. I grew up in Riverside, within a few miles of the famous racetrack – […]
Do not touch anything If forced to use a Porta-potty, do not look down Avoid sitting in the stalls at all costs If there’s no way to avoid it, use the ‘Handicap’ stall and don’t sit next to anyone Do not make eye contact with anyone Make as much noise as possible while urinating if someone […]
Americans have never been known for their sense of humor. They are way too prudish; unhip, too “PC”- and most are simply too dumb to “get it.” Concepts like satire and parody are difficult for the average American to grasp, put it that way. A lot of people consider anything which is personally offensive to […]
The Comstock Law, passed in the United States in 1873, was part of an ongoing – to this day! – campaign to legislate public morality in the United States. The Comstock Law was initially meant to stop the trade in “obscene literature” and “immoral articles,” particularly through the mail. It was named after Anthony Comstock, […]
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