JFK DROPPED ACID

[Okay…it was actually Psilocybin…-JD] In January of 1962, Mary Pinchot Meyer – ex-wife of high-level CIA operative Cord Meyer – began an affair with President John F. Kennedy. Charles Bartlett, a journalist from the Chattanooga Times and a close friend of JFK recalled: “They had great fun together and a lot of things in common. […]

Laugh Riot

Humor, sarcasm and outright mockery are quite effective ways to deal with dictators: especially those as loathsome and corrupt as the amateurs who currently run our country. Tyrants despise humor, and their sense of humor – if it rises above the level of a 9-year old – mostly involves making fun of other people. So […]

Melanoma Trump’s UN speech. WTF?

Oh, the deeply profound irony of the world’s first former child prostitute First Lady, married to the world’s biggest bully, giving her first speech to the UN…about BULLYING! Even those commie lefty Hollywood elitists couldn’t make this shit up. This is actually the sequel to IDIOCRACY. It’s performance art. Right?

Why I Don’t Have Kids

As a happily childless adult, and after seeing other people everywhere with their cretinous offspring, it’s pretty obvious the human race is doomed. It is a rare gift indeed to see a well behaved child. Look: I know we’re all fallible, especially children, but still…why won’t those parents even try to discipline their kids? We […]

Nazis: Punch them in the face!

The fallback position of fascists and Nazis is always to create an imaginary enemy. In this case let’s call them the “Alt-left” and then let’s blame them for protesting against the Nazi rally in Charlottesville, Virginia. Let’s blame them for having the shit beaten out of them and for getting in the way of that […]

My take on the Transgender ban

Anyone DUMB ENOUGH to want to join the US military should be allowed to do so. Simple as that. I mean, what’s the logic at work here: “When I’m killing babies and blowing up hospitals I don’t want no transgender people around me! Get ‘em outta here! They lower morale! And they remind me of […]

Gaming The System

Every single “policy” devised by Team Trump will prove disastrous: cutting corporate taxes even further; repealing the Affordable Care Act; favoring coal over renewable energy; gutting the EPA, the FDA the NEA and the State Dept; pulling out of the Paris Climate Accords – all of these things will be a disaster for mankind. But […]

Payback

America has become the laughing stock of the world, especially when it comes to all this hysteria about Russians meddling in the 2016 elections. I mean, seriously: name one election world-wide that the CIA has not been covertly involved in over the last fifty years. Boris Yeltsin was “elected” in 1996 only after a major […]

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

(Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course can only accept a maximum of eight participants.) (CM001.5) HOW TO FILL AN ICE CUBE TRAY  Step by step guide with slide presentation (CM001.6) TOILET PAPER ROLLS: DO THEY GROW ON HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion (CM001.7) SPOTTING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE […]