I spent many hours at Delta Drugs filing paperwork, conversing with clients, reading magazines, standing around doing nothing, ordering supplies and taking deliveries. I got pretty good at pouring cough syrup into bottles and stocking empty shelves. At the time, I was a frustrated and confused young malcontent with a lot of emotional baggage to […]
Ever since I was a kid I‘ve loved fast cars. My dad took me and my brother to our first race back in 1971 at the Ontario Motor Speedway in California and I’ve been hooked on speed ever since…so to speak. I grew up in Riverside, within a few miles of the famous racetrack – […]
Do not touch anything If forced to use a Porta-potty, do not look down Avoid sitting in the stalls at all costs If there’s no way to avoid it, use the ‘Handicap’ stall and don’t sit next to anyone Do not make eye contact with anyone Make as much noise as possible while urinating if someone […]
Americans have never been known for their sense of humor. They are way too prudish; unhip, too “PC”- and most are simply too dumb to “get it.” Concepts like satire and parody are difficult for the average American to grasp, put it that way. A lot of people consider anything which is personally offensive to […]
The Comstock Law, passed in the United States in 1873, was part of an ongoing – to this day! – campaign to legislate public morality in the United States. The Comstock Law was initially meant to stop the trade in “obscene literature” and “immoral articles,” particularly through the mail. It was named after Anthony Comstock, […]
“Congratulations, America! We spent 40 million dollars surveying Bud Light® drinkers all over the country and the results from two years of consumer focus groups have shown that for some reason the words ‘mix’ and ‘tail’ scored highly with our target audience: people with an IQ below 80 and the tastes and desires of the average 10-year old child. Adding […]
The best advice I can give to my fellow UNM students right now is this: get out of the country while you still can. You’re young, smart and you’ve got the time and the energy to do it. If you attend classes at the University of New Mexico, you can probably afford it, too. Or […]
Iron Sky is a totally over the top science fiction parody ostensibly about Nazis on the moon who invade Earth. It was produced by Tero Kalkoman and created by a team of independent Finnish film-makers, led by Timo Vuorensola as director. The film is Vuorensola’s first major film project. He is well-known in his homeland, […]
My wife and I recently celebrated our 31st anniversary, and with each passing year we’re more convinced we made the right decision by not having kids. We decided long ago that we didn’t want to bring children into this world because we could see a looming disaster on the horizon. The future looked pretty bleak […]
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