ENGLISH PEOPLE LIKE SONGSABOUT THE PEOPLEIN THEIR NEIGHBORHOODAND THEY LIKE TO SING ALONGAND CLAP THEIR HANDSAND THEY PUSH THE PERAMBULATORNOT A BABY CARRIAGE AND THEY LIKE TO RIDE THE TUBETO THE MARBLE ARCHSO THEY’VE GOT TO MIND THE GAPAND WAIT IN THE QUEBUT THEY LIKE TO RAVE ALL NIGHTIT’S JUST WHAT THEY DO ENGLISH PEOPLE […]
The disgusting, racist jokes made by supposed comedian Tony “pinch a loaf” Hinchcliffe at Donald tRump’s Nazi rally Sunday night at Madison Square Garden have been widely condemned by all living beings on Earth, while the Republican Party simply doubles down on the hate. In front of the assembled GOP, Hinchcliffe insulted Puerto Ricans [for […]
If you gonna sing The Blues, you gots to know the rules. Rule number one: the Blues are NOT about limitless choice. All options are bad. The Blues are what you have when you ain’t got nothing left. Rule number two: most Blues songs begin with, “Woke up this morning…” “I got a me good […]
A recent study from the EU has shown that contemporary song lyrics have gotten simpler, more repetitive, angrier and more self-obsessed over the last 40 years. To the surprise of no one. The researchers analyzed the lyrics from more than 12,000 English-language songs across several genres from 1980 to 2020. Senior study author Eva Zangerle, […]
The homeless problem in America is getting out of hand. They are ubiquitous in every major city in the country. Entire families are being forced to live on the street. Working people who can’t afford to rent but are stuck with a monthly car payment are living out of their cars in gigantic “safe-parking” zones. […]
Run over some hippies in your GMC truckPunch an immigrant in the faceGo out shooting coons with your AR15Donald Trump is a fool you think he’s coolbecause he hates the same folks as youconfederate flag in every windowyou think you’re so smart Well, try that in the big city, hillbillysee how far you make it […]
I sure am glad Hollywood is on strike. Not because of the pitifully low wages or the hostile work environment or unsafe conditions or lack of benefits. Not because the studios deserve it for treating their workers so poorly. It’s nothing to do with AI taking away their jobs, or even because of my long-standing […]
Joe lives in the year 2060. In 2060, there are two kinds of people in the USA: Vetted Citizens [VC] and Un-Vetted [UV]. Joe is a UV. He is a Starbucks robot repair supervisor. He only owes $8m in back-taxes [see below]. Most of the world’s elite [VCs] have left the planet for their new, […]
ASK YOUR DOCTORTO INCREASEYOUR RISK OF STROKE,INFECTIONOR PREMATURE DEATHWITH THE STROKEOF A PEN ASK YOUR DOCTORFOR DUPIXIENT, OZEMBICVRAYLAR AND VERZENIO,IDEBENONE, ADLYXIN,PANCURONIUMAND WARFARIN DO NOT TAKEIF YOU ARE ALLERGIC;SEVERE ALLERGIC REACTIONSMAY OCCUR[BUT OF COURSEYOU WON’T KNOWYOU ARE ALLERGICUNTIL YOU TAKE IT!] DO NOT TAKEIF YOU ARE PREGNANT,OR IF YOUOR ANY CLOSE FAMILY MEMBERSEVER PLAN ONBECOMING PREGNANTIN […]
The Academy Awards is the epitome of this decadent, useless culture. The TV telecast used to clock-in at less than three hours; but in the mid-seventies the show gradually expanded, seemingly unaffected by the plight of viewers on the East Coast and other sentient beings indifferent to the endless banter, the superfluous musical routines and […]
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