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The Academy Awards is the epitome of this decadent, useless culture. The TV telecast used to clock-in at less than three hours; but in the mid-seventies the show gradually expanded, seemingly unaffected by the plight of viewers on the East Coast and other sentient beings indifferent to the endless banter, the superfluous musical routines and […]
I’M NOT ONE OF THOSETAKE YOU OUT TO LUNCH,“HOW’S THE FAMILY?LET’S GO HAVE A DRINK”KIND OF FRIEND;OR ONE OF THOSE WALK YOUR DOGAS A FAVOR KIND OF FRIENDSOR A WATER YOUR LAWNOR A FEED YOUR PETS WHILE YOU’RE GONEKIND OF FRIEND I’M NOT THE KIND OF FRIENDWHO’LL HELP YOU MOVE HOUSEAFTER YOUR PAINFUL DIVORCEOR A […]
Congress approved what the US mainstream media [MSM] is bizarrely calling a “landmark decision.” The bill received bipartisan support this week, following yet another spate of mass shootings. “While this bill doesn’t do everything I want, it does include actions I’ve long called for that are going to save lives,” President Biden spuriously claimed. As […]
Just as I predicted 2 years ago when the scandal broke [“Surprise, Surprise!”], Matt Gaetz is off the hook. Loathsome, slimy republican Representative Matt Gaetz, Donald tRump’s personal Buttboy, said on Wednesday that the justice department has ended a sex trafficking case with no charges against him. According to The Guardian, Gaetz, who represents the […]
Ever since I was a kid I’ve wondered what the hell happened to all those beautifully carved ancient statues with their noses smashed, eyes poked out and extremities chopped off. Then I studied the history of the Roman Empire and discovered it was the Christians that done it! Christianity did not evolve from quiet proselytizing […]
[Authorized GOP Propaganda ministers are encouraged to incorporate as many elements listed below as possible]. FULL SCREEN: Black background Unflattering images of target [FEMALE GOVERNOR] laughing demonically and/or pointing finger – on endless loop. Eyes have been replaced with lizard eyes, and they are RED. When she opens her mouth, BLOOD drips off of her […]
The whole point of being a cat is to find a decent place to nap On a cushion or a window sill – better still a human lap To lay and clean and preen; and keep you mesmerized until your bladder intervenes This is my lap of luxury: Not one cat, not two cats, but […]
In the absence of any actual policies, the GOP has chosen instead to promote every unqualified, brain-damaged wannabe fascist they can find to public office. Former NFL star, wife-beater and serial philanderer Herschel Walker is a perfect example of this strategy, but he is certainly not the only one. The Republican nominee for the US […]
Who Am I? I am Tomasso Masaccio! The man who kick-started the Renaissance! People always say to me, “Hey, Masaccio – great name!” I say, “Molte grazie, I am Masaccio!” Then they ask me, “So, Masaccio…what exactly IS the ‘Renaissance?’” And I say to them, “MASACCIO IS THE RENAISSANCE!” I say this because I was […]
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