I’ve always been a fan of American football. Ever since I was a kid, we never went to church – so Sundays meant football. Football was my dad’s favorite sport so he would lay in bed all morning watching the game. He’d come out of the bedroom in his white briefs – and not much […]
Former president Jimmy Carter recently died at the ripe old age of 100. Proof that only the good DON’T die young… He was the last truly good man to be President of the United States. Carter was only denied a second term due to the treasonous intrigues and machinations of a virtual parallel government run […]
ENGLISH PEOPLE LIKE SONGSABOUT THE PEOPLEIN THEIR NEIGHBORHOODAND THEY LIKE TO SING ALONGAND CLAP THEIR HANDSAND THEY PUSH THE PERAMBULATORNOT A BABY CARRIAGE AND THEY LIKE TO RIDE THE TUBETO THE MARBLE ARCHSO THEY’VE GOT TO MIND THE GAPAND WAIT IN THE QUEBUT THEY LIKE TO RAVE ALL NIGHTIT’S JUST WHAT THEY DO ENGLISH PEOPLE […]
The disgusting, racist jokes made by supposed comedian Tony “pinch a loaf” Hinchcliffe at Donald tRump’s Nazi rally Sunday night at Madison Square Garden have been widely condemned by all living beings on Earth, while the Republican Party simply doubles down on the hate. In front of the assembled GOP, Hinchcliffe insulted Puerto Ricans [for […]
If you gonna sing The Blues, you gots to know the rules. Rule number one: the Blues are NOT about limitless choice. All options are bad. The Blues are what you have when you ain’t got nothing left. Rule number two: most Blues songs begin with, “Woke up this morning…” Then you need a theme […]
A recent study from the EU has shown that contemporary song lyrics have gotten simpler, more repetitive, angrier and more self-obsessed over the last 40 years. To the surprise of no one. The researchers analyzed the lyrics from more than 12,000 English-language songs across several genres from 1980 to 2020. Senior study author Eva Zangerle, […]
The homeless problem in America is getting out of hand. They are ubiquitous in every major city in the country. Entire families are being forced to live on the street. Working people who can’t afford to rent but are stuck with a monthly car payment are living out of their cars in gigantic “safe-parking” zones. […]
Run over some hippies in your GMC truckPunch an immigrant in the faceGo out shooting coons with your AR15Donald Trump is a fool you think he’s coolbecause he hates the same folks as youconfederate flag in every windowyou think you’re so smart Well, try that in the big city, hillbillysee how far you make it […]
I sure am glad Hollywood is on strike. Not because of the pitifully low wages or the hostile work environment or unsafe conditions or lack of benefits. Not because the studios deserve it for treating their workers so poorly. It’s nothing to do with AI taking away their jobs, or even because of my long-standing […]
Joe lives in the year 2060. In 2060, there are two kinds of people in the USA: Vetted Citizens [VC] and Un-Vetted [UV]. Joe is a UV. He is a Starbucks robot repair supervisor. He only owes $8m in back-taxes [see below]. Most of the world’s elite [VCs] have left the planet for their new, […]
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