Just as I predicted 2 years ago when the scandal broke [“Surprise, Surprise!”], Matt Gaetz is off the hook. Loathsome, slimy republican Representative Matt Gaetz, Donald tRump’s personal Buttboy, said on Wednesday that the justice department has ended a sex trafficking case with no charges against him. According to The Guardian, Gaetz, who represents the […]
Ever since I was a kid I’ve wondered what the hell happened to all those beautifully carved ancient statues with their noses smashed, eyes poked out and extremities chopped off. Then I studied the history of the Roman Empire and discovered it was the Christians that done it! Christianity did not evolve from quiet proselytizing […]
[Authorized GOP Propaganda ministers are encouraged to incorporate as many elements listed below as possible]. FULL SCREEN: Black background Unflattering images of target [FEMALE GOVERNOR] laughing demonically and/or pointing finger – on endless loop. Eyes have been replaced with lizard eyes, and they are RED. When she opens her mouth, BLOOD drips off of her […]
The whole point of being a cat is to find a decent place to nap On a cushion or a window sill – better still a human lap To lay and clean and preen; and keep you mesmerized until your bladder intervenes This is my lap of luxury: Not one cat, not two cats, but […]
In the absence of any actual policies, the GOP has chosen instead to promote every unqualified, brain-damaged wannabe fascist they can find to public office. Former NFL star, wife-beater and serial philanderer Herschel Walker is a perfect example of this strategy, but he is certainly not the only one. The Republican nominee for the US […]
Who Am I? I am Tomasso Masaccio! The man who kick-started the Renaissance! People always say to me, “Hey, Masaccio – great name!” I say, “Molte grazie, I am Masaccio!” Then they ask me, “So, Masaccio…what exactly IS the ‘Renaissance?’” And I say to them, “MASACCIO IS THE RENAISSANCE!” I say this because I was […]
To no one’s surprise, the rogue Supreme Court came to yet another radical decision this week when it decided 6-3 to overturn Roe v Wade. The highest court in the USA is now governed not by The Constitution – but by the fairy tales in some 2,000 year old book. The three most recent appointees […]
Hey, hi. I’m an intergalactic space traveler and I just have a few things I’d like to say to the people of Earth. First of all, I want you to know that there are millions of people just like me out there zooming around the universe in all sorts of spacecraft. It’s relatively easy once […]
I love books. And when I say “I love books” I mean I really, really, REALLY love books. Some might say they are an obsession. If you come to my house you will find stacks of books of every shape and size crammed into every corner and nook and cranny of our little 1,100 square […]
While I have not seen the film and god knows I never will, needless to say it’s an utter piece of crap. Tailored for the absolute lowest common denominator, TOP GUN: MAVERICK is a shamelessly jingoistic, nationalistic piece of propaganda masquerading as “entertainment.” Every character is a one-dimensional, hilariously obvious stereotype – which even the […]
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