DON’T LOOK UP is the best movie I’ve seen in years. No other recent film so perfectly captures the absurdity of the times we live in: the rampant narcissism, the infuriating stupidity; the society we’ve created for ourselves is just so sad and pathetic it’s hard to watch it all reflected back at us. Frankly, […]
More bread and circuses for the masses! 90-year old pseudo-celebrity goes on suborbital flight in Jeff Bezoar’s Blue Penis rocket! Whoo hoo!! Big fucking deal. But the Unwashed Masses are told to be excited about this latest showcase of ancient rocket technology brought to you by some asshole billionaire…and so a media frenzy ensues. Hey, […]
Texas needs to be wiped off the face of the earth. That’s all there is to it. No one living in the civilized world will miss those scum sucking inbred white trash hillbillies one bit. Religious fanatics are the most loathsome sort of sub humans on the planet, be they Muslims, Zionists, Hindus or Christians […]
Great news! Next year I’ll be on tour promoting my new self-harm book, FEAR BASED LIVING – the follow up to my best-selling breakthrough, EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG. Millions of Americans who’ve read those voluminous tomes know what they can expect for a hundred bucks a pop: not much. That’s right: for $100 you, […]
Another day, another total news blackout…this is becoming a terrifying new phenomenon. A couple of weeks ago it was the story about the US government’s case against Julian Assange completely falling apart following revelations that the key witness against Assange and Wikileaks had copped a plea bargain with the Feds in order to avoid prosecution… […]
This year’s coverage of the INDY 500 on NBC sports was so excruciatingly bad I had to turn it off. It was impossible to enjoy or even concentrate on the race thanks to the gross over saturation of commercial breaks. Literally, there was a fucking commercial every six or seven minutes – no matter what […]
Matt Gaetz, a prominent neo-Nazi Republican congressman from Florida – and one of former “president” Donald tRrump’s most ardent boot-lickers – is under investigation by the DOJ for sex trafficking of a minor. The utterly loathsome Gaetz has been accused of having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl and paying for her to […]
I’m waiting for all those loyal mask-burning republicans to return that stimulus money…because you know, the Democrat’s COVID-19 relief bill is too expensive and the country can’t afford it. At least, according to the GOP. Besides, coronavirus is fake news, anyway, right? Why hasn’t the GOP set up a GO FUND ME site or something […]
The Gamestop saga is over. The forces of evil have won again. If you’ve been anywhere near social media this week the big story has been the GameStop fiasco. The meteoric rise of GameStop stock was fueled by small investors snapping it up when it was cheap, using trading apps such as Robinhood, Trading 212, […]
Finally some good news! Billionaire Sheldon Adelson, longtime fundraiser for the GOP and supporter of the vile Apartheid regime in Israel, has died at age 87. His timely death is a major blow to the forces of evil in the world. I am happy to report that Adelson is already burning in Hell. Mr. Adelson’s […]
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