Finally some good news! Billionaire Sheldon Adelson, longtime fundraiser for the GOP and supporter of the vile Apartheid regime in Israel, has died at age 87. His timely death is a major blow to the forces of evil in the world. I am happy to report that Adelson is already burning in Hell. Mr. Adelson’s […]
Okay, so now that we have the COVID-19 vaccine, why must every fucking news network keep showing endless scenes of hypodermic needles? Needles getting jabbed into arms, needles being prepped, needles, needles, NEEDLES! The airwaves are fucking SATURATED with stock footage of everyone getting jabs, from healthcare workers to First Responders to old ladies to […]
Growing up in Southern California, the xmas holidays were always a pretty depressing time for me because we never got any snow and we never got to have a ‘white Christmas.’ December in Riverside isn’t that much different from June; the weather was pretty much the same ole thing all year long; year after year… […]
Every year the US president has been obliged to pardon a turkey for Thanksgiving. There is a long-standing tradition of presidents sparing birds from the Thanksgiving table – dating back to Abraham Lincoln and receiving formal pardons every year since George HW Bush. For 2020, a turkey named ‘Corn’ was chosen for that honor at […]
Russian President Vladimir Putin is very proud of Comrade tRump. tRump has been a known Russian asset since at least the early 90s, and ever since then he has – wittingly or unwittingly – been the cornerstone of Putin’s most successful intelligence operation ever. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Even though he clearly lost the election, Comrade tRump […]
It’s a forgone conclusion that psycho Handmaiden Judge Amy Coney Barrett will be appointed to the Supreme Court to replace Ruth Bader Ginsberg, even if the Democrats refuse to vote on her confirmation. Let’s not kid ourselves. These hearings are a disgrace, and the absolute height of hypocrisy; but the GOP clearly lost all sense […]
Folks who live in Missouri can’t decide whether it’s pronounced “Missouree” or “Missourah.” Unfortunately, they’re BOTH WRONG. The correct pronunciation of “Missouri” is “MISERY.” Whatever you call it, it must be said that Missouri is one of THE MOST fucked up states in the Union. It is certainly one of the most corrupt, unethical and […]
These are but a few examples of what life used to be like in THE BEFORE TIME. I never thought I’d be looking back at the 1970s as the HALCION DAYS of my youth. At the time it seemed like to most boring decade ever to be alive. Even though I wasn’t old enough to […]
If I don’t want to stop at red lightsI may not do it todayif I’d rather drive my pickupon the sidewalkI don’t care what you sayit’s my goddam choiceDon’t take my freedumb away I sure as hell won’t put on no maskdon’t try and make me wear oneit’s my goddam right if I want to […]
So that’s all, folks. Attorney General Fred Flintstone made his obligatory appearance before the TV cameras to explain his treasonous acts to the Senate Judiciary Committee – on a weekday, when few Umerkins were watching. That’s how things work here: in order to keep the up the façade of our fake democracy, every once in […]
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