He’s hideous for one thing and a total asshole not to mention a misogynist; his movies are derivative with one common thread: extreme violence toward women How that qualifies as genius is beyond me I’ll admit right now I could only sit through thirty minutes of PULP FICTION so I still don’t know what the […]
When you first came to me I was holding on Dangling by a thread Losing my grip Starting to slip Confusion filled my head Remember the time I was so bitter You saved my life After a while I stopped holding out And listened to my heart Finding a way to Live for today Enlightenment […]
We’ll be right back After this 10-minute break Up next After the break Local car dealers Beer New medications – ask your doctor. screw the side effects! Now for some marginal talent to occupy you between breaks We’ll be right back After some fat white chick in a glittering gown with sparkling eyelashes sings IMAGINE […]
The Evil Vlad has injected a virus into the delicate flower of our virginal democracy! The shining city upon the hill; sullied forever. Comrade Trump dared to insult our venerable intelligence agencies and all those Pentagon Hawks; They who have served us so well all these years. This very stable genius blunders across the world […]
When I see my sisters crying I want to hold their hands; When I see my brothers dying I need to take a stand; When I look at all the people I see fear in their eyes; and I wonder to myself Will we ever survive? Here we go When I see those politicians serve […]
It was a gorgeous, cloudless day – The sky was azure blue; I was in the backyard with my pride of cats when suddenly high above me something flew by An aeroplane I saw – spewing something from behind A thick white cloud; And then another one appeared from the opposite direction creating a gigantic […]
(I was cleaning out my nightstand this morning and came across my final portfolio for ENGLISH 224; Intro to Creative Writing from 2011. Sadly prophetic…I’d forgotten all about it! -JD) ODE TO DONALD TRUMP To the vacuous toupee’d whiner Too much is never enough. America’s darling; Symbol of amoral wealth The Don – A con […]
They look at you with dead eyes If they notice you at all Heads down; focused on nothing Brains scrambled, bodies slack; Hearts broken; lacking empathy, sympathy, human compassion: Walk on by They are cyborgs Soulless drones lined up at Starbucks and Cabela’s To spend that money And play that game And buy more crap; […]
A revelation: The preoccupation of An unrepentant concubine; The parallel exploitation Taken from the situation Outside the norms of inter-personal relations The aspirations of a myopic swooner; An innocent occupation With the exception of guilt And shadow puppets; the Personification of the victim – That hallowed standard
THIS IS YOU WAKING UP INSIDE OF YOUR MILLION-DOLLAR MANSION IN THE MIDDLE OF A WILDERNESS PARADISE – YOU COULD BE OUT THERE ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE OUTDOORS RIDING A REAL BICYCLE, BUT NO. THIS IS CINDY SHE’S YOUR TRAINER SHE WON’T GO EASY ON YOU BECAUSE SHE’S A NARCISSISTIC BITCH – JUST LIKE YOU THIS […]
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