We’ll be right back
After this 10-minute break
Up next
After the break
Local car dealers
Beer
New medications – ask your doctor.
screw the side effects!
Now for some marginal talent
to occupy you between breaks
We’ll be right back
After some fat white chick
in a glittering gown
with sparkling eyelashes
sings IMAGINE
on new year’s eve;
Coming up, following:
Jeep
beer
Ford
Pepsi
beer
BMW
More fucking beer
Chevy
Whiskey this time – classy!
Christina Aguillera. 
She was famous once;
After the break:
Coked up hosebags
in eight thousand dollar
pink suits
In Times Square
in the rain;
but who are
all these painted bimbos?
We’ll be right back
After this break
GMC: really crappy trucks
made to fall apart
You buy them!
Budweiser.
Coors.
awful piss-water beer
Drink it!
New drugs – ask your doctor
to take a bribe from the Sacklers!
Fast food – killing all you fat fucks faster!
Eat it!
Soda pop
Drink up!
Your local news:
Eyewitness? Action? Most Trusted?
We’re back
New Kids On The Block.
Seriously?
Coming up after yet another fucking break
Did they drag out the re-animated corpse
of Dick Clark again
I wonder?
I couldn’t tell if they tied him
to the ball this year
Or not
Soon people will forget Casey Kasem is dead
and he’ll be back, too
Wait and see
And Ryan Seacrest
The less said about that white trash
the better;
We’ll be right back. Here:
more fucking awful beer
more crappy cars
more soda pop
more snickers
more DRUGS;
Welcome back
For more pabulum!
You’d think
if they were offering us
bread and circuses
they could at least provide us
with some decent
fucking entertainment.
These are the crumbs
they have thrown to us;
It’s 2019 and this is the best we can do?
Seriously
People we are in big trouble