Greetings! Speaking on behalf of your rulers, thank you for at least trying. But try as you might, you just can’t win. As you can imagine, the last thing we want are any more violent uprisings involving major property damage. That will not be tolerated, as civil unrest can have a negative effect on global […]
The strategy is becoming clear. The protests are slowly diminishing and the momentum has been lost. As usual, Our Rulers now control the agenda. Thanks to the full cooperation of America’s mainstream media (MSM), the entire focus of the mass protests on behalf of George Floyd is now being narrowed to one issue: POLICE REFORM. […]
“It’s time to move beyond simply thinking ‘outside the box.’ We must start thinking outside the room the box is in.” -Jason Darensburg, 2007
I fully support the Black Lives Matter protests springing up all over the country, but as someone who has seen this sort of indignant outrage flare up time and time again, only to sit back in disgust as public interest peters out while the news cycle moves on to some other manufactured crisis, all I […]
So hey, whatever happened to that second stimulus check that was supposed to be sent to every Umerkin? You know – the one that supposed to make up for the lousy twelve hundred bucks that a lot of people never got? The one that was supposed to actually go to working people instead of corporations? […]
Here is something that really needs to be said…something no one in America is willing to say: Most cops are bad apples. It’s not the other way around. Year after year we get that same, lame excuse, “Well of course there are always a few bad apples, but yadda yadda ya…” Bullshit. They say ‘a […]
There is one thing I really hate: hypocrisy. Former president Barack Obama is a fine one to talk about protests. Obama recently spoke at an event sponsored by the My Brother’s Keeper Alliance, a program of the Obama Foundation, called Re-imagining Policing in the Wake of Continued Police Violence. Obama said shit like, “I hope […]
In one of the most bizarre moments of the tRump “administration” SO FAR, the “president” ordered his stormtroopers to forcefully remove peaceful protesters from an area in front of the Church of St John so he could look tough and get that now infamous photo of him taken holding up a [fake] Bible as he […]
The country is dangerously unprepared to fight the spread of COVID-19 as the morons flock to beaches, parks, bars and restaurants with minimal protection and no federal guidance for the Memorial Day holiday. After the break, millions of Americans will be forced to work in unsafe conditions – in many cases against their will. The […]
They named the kid X Æ A-12 (it’s pronounced “Pretentious”). My question is: why does anyone give a shit about this asshat, anyway? Oh, right! He’s a billionaire. Sigh… I hate to break the news to everyone, but smug little Elon isn’t as brilliant as he claims to be. Why the global elite decided to […]
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